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Come On, We All Do It

By Tardsie Sometimes, when I’m on a long drive by myself, I like to turn the radio dial to a contemporary Christian station, only I imagine that I don’t know it’s really a Christian station, and see how long I … Continue reading

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Could You Be An Asshole?: Driving

By Smaktakula Think you might be an asshole, but want to know for sure?  Let’s find out! Respond to the following statement with I AGREE or I DISAGREE: When driving my car in the left lane of a freeway, I … Continue reading

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Driving With Tommy Chong Not Necessarily A Death Sentence

Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its dangerous and irresponsible dream of universal stonerdom.     Shockingly, new data indicate that these media-savvy burnouts … Continue reading

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Courtesy Tips You Need To Hear Right Now: Driving Tip #2

By Smaktakula Unless your doctor has given you one of these for your car . . .                            . . .  Holding up traffic for no reason other than to ensure that Dress Barn remains within waddling distance makes you an asshole.               Try parking … Continue reading

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Courtesy Tips You Need To Hear Right Now: Driving

By Smaktakula Tip 1: If cars are passing you on the right*, it’s high time you stop being such a jackass and move the fuck over.  Thanks. *For drivers living in freakish, left-lane driving countries such as the UK, New … Continue reading

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