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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)
By Tardsie Part The Last: In which we finally stop talking for a while. After finishing my class-prep in the parking lot of a McDonald’s, I arrived for my 9:00 AM Drug School appointment with ten minutes to spare. I … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged 420, alcohol, consequences, dope, drug school, drugs, DUI, grass, juvenile delinquents, marijuana, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales
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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part I)
By Tardsie Note: This post has been split into two parts to prevent reading fatigue. “Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?” Trooper Rodney Farva *** Part 4 of 4.5. In which dirty deals are done, the author gains a new … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, True-Ass Tales
Tagged dope, drug school, drugs, George W. Bush, grass, hemp, I fought the law, nerds, pot, reefer, school, sweet sweet cheeba, Tacoma, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, Washington, weed
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Untruth & Consequences: I’m Tardsie, And I’m An Alcoholic Apparently
By Tardsie Part 3 of 4: In which are observed new symptoms to the same regrettable behavior, a bottom is briefly reached, and alcohol is revealed to be the author of all my woes. If you haven’t already, be sure … Continue reading
Posted in History, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged alcohol, Alcoholics Anonymous, assholes, counselling, dope, drug addiction, drugs, grass, hemp, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, monomania, reefer, substitution, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, therapy, weed, whiskey
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Untruth & Consequences: So Much Love To Share
By Tardsie Part 2 of 4: In which bureaucrats make decisions, hoodlum school is avoided, and the author confesses his youthful desire to make love to the world. Be sure to check out our first installment, Don’t Forget To Hurt. … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Urine The Clear
By Tardsie When you hear that somebody has passed a drug test, you probably assume the person is drug-free. It’s a reasonable assumption–the testing is scientific, impartial and totally reliable. I used to think so, anyway, until a time came … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales–Take Me Out To The Ballgame
By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens on the field, and more with shenanigans in the stands. The Sweetest Beer–Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington I guess you could call me a beer snob. I … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Sport, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged Anaheim Angels, Anaheim Stadium, Baseball, California Angels, Candlestick Park, Colorado Rockies, Coors Field, Dock Ellis, Dodger Stadium, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, Los Angeles Dodgers, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, Pittsburgh Pirates, pot, reefer, San Francisco Giants, schadenfreude, Seattle Mariners, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, vomiting, weed
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Keg-Stands With Jesus
By Tardsie Growing up in a fundamentalist environment, you can bet I’ve seen a lot of proselytizing. From missionaries converting the heathens in countries far and wide to In-N-Out’s Bible verse-emblazoned cups to the dude who used to treat football … Continue reading
Posted in History, Religion
Tagged athiesm, Christ Crashers, Christianity, drugs, Evangelicals, house party, Jesus of Nazareth, raves, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales
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