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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)
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Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its dangerous and irresponsible dream of universal stonerdom. Shockingly, new data indicate that these media-savvy burnouts … Continue reading
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