Tag Archives: DUI

Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)

By Tardsie Part The Last: In which we finally stop talking for a while. After finishing my class-prep in the parking lot of a McDonald’s, I arrived for my 9:00 AM Drug School appointment with ten minutes to spare. I … Continue reading

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Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

By Smaktakula *** In which we indulge both our love of talking out of our asses and our shameful laziness by commenting on the headlines while leaving the actual reading to you. *** Why Romney is so unpopular with black voters ~ Besides running … Continue reading

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Driving With Tommy Chong Not Necessarily A Death Sentence

Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its dangerous and irresponsible dream of universal stonerdom.     Shockingly, new data indicate that these media-savvy burnouts … Continue reading

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Fast-Approaching Lohan Trainwreck Promises To Be A Spectacular And Tragic Waste

Lindsay Lohan: Let’s Just Say Goodbye Now. Continue reading

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