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Headlines 08.16.12
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics
Tagged Amelia Earhart, Atlanta Braves, Aurora Massacre, Big Pharma, Camaroon, China, cocaine, dope, drunken Irishmen, Facebook, free speech, gay people, Germany, grass, Handi Wipes, headlines, hemp, hippies, hookers, marijuana, places that suck, pot, reefer, Sikh Massacre, slavery, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Son of Sam, stoners, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Facebook Games
By Smaktakula The single worst thing about playing Facebook games is that Facebook, unwilling to let you wallow privately in the admission that yours is a life devoid of any meaning or real human intimacy, trumpets the unfortunate truth to … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Facebook, games, losers, Mafia Wars, so sad, waddling grotesquery, wasted life, Why am I so fat?
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A Bitch By Any Other Name
By Smaktakula Attention idiots: you may be threatening the wrong Casey Anthony. The public is pretty upset about last week’s jury decision clearing accused child-murderess Casey Anthony of all but the most minor charges. Most people find an appropriate outlet … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, News, Stupidity
Tagged alcohol, alcohol solves all of life's problems, bad parents, black people, Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony, death threats, Facebook, getting away with murder, infanticide, men, mistaken identity, murderers, stupid people, thanks a lot mom, unfortunate names, unpunished, white people, women
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Everything Suddenly Coming Up Promethean Times
A Very Special Message From Smaktakula Much like human papillomavirus in America’s high schools, Promethean Times is pretty hard to avoid these days. Find Promethean Times At WWW.PROMETHEANTIMES.COM For our elderly or intellectually disinclined readers: Don’t get excited; the old address will still take you … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Music, National Events, People, Relationships, Television
Tagged Carmen Electra, cataclysmically-retarded, Dave Navarro, elderly people, Facebook, Facebook friends won't pick you up at the airport, has-been, human papillomavirus, HURRR!, intellectually disinclined, it means genital warts, Ms. Electra is probably a very nice young lady, Promethean Times, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, senior citizens, stupid people, stupidity, Twitter, untalented stars, you most likely have papilloma sorry to say
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Promethean Times Gets Gussied Up
We’re on Facebook now! Be sure to take some time off from your busy schedule of Farmville/Mafia Wars to check us out.
BBC News – Facebook Partygoers Trash House On Merseyside
The BBC is right to target Facebook in this non-story. After all, without the insidious social networking tool, potential party-crashers would have been forced to rely on a different social networking site. Facebook: Worse than Hitler? Probably not, but it’s a little … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Humor, Social Networking
Tagged BBC, Facebook, Merseyside, party crashers, Rachel Ross, scapegoating, Wallasey
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Mellencamp Mooted For Senate Bid
No word from singer John Mellencamp yet, but activity on a Facebook page has spurred talk of a run for the senate seat soon to be left vacant by Evan Bayh. Mellencamp is a great singer, and clearly cares about … Continue reading
Posted in Music, National Events, Politics, Regional Politics
Tagged Democratic Party, Evan Bayh, Facebook, Indiana, John Mellencamp, United States Senate
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