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Time Has Made A Liar Of MC Hammer

Posted on June 15, 2012 by

By Smaktakula After assuring us that he was too legit to do any such thing–MC Hammer quit. You Remind Me Of A Real Short Story/One Hit Record And You Start To Bore Me ∞ T. About these ads

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Bon Jovi Scare Raises Question: Who From Jersey NEEDS To Die?

Posted on December 21, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Residents of the Garden State are resting a little easier with the knowledge that beloved New Jersey music icon Jon Bon Jovi is not dead, as was earlier reported.  The erroneous reports of the singer’s death were greeted … Continue reading →

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Many Surprised By Abrupt Expiration Date On Rapture Humor

Posted on May 24, 2011 by

By Smaktakula Would-be funnymen across the United States and Canada were disheartened this morning to find their Rapture jokes completely depleted of humor.  Many people had come to their places of work Tuesday morning armed with hilarious Armageddon material cribbed from late … Continue reading →

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