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Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On
By Smaktakula The world has lost two very special people in recent days, both of whom made significant contributions to popular culture and the arts. There will be others who will follow in the trails these men blazed and perhaps … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, Literature, News
Tagged Africa, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, Chinua Acbebe, famous for nothing, film critics, low-brow entertainment, reality television, Roger Ebert, Shane Gandee, Things Fall Apart, those who can't do become critics
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An Ode To Snooki
By Smaktakula Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi’s time in the spotlight must soon come to an end. Her fifteen minutes of infamy draws inevitably to a close, as the public’s short attention span casts an obscuring shadow over the stars of yesteryear, … Continue reading
Bon Jovi Scare Raises Question: Who From Jersey NEEDS To Die?
By Smaktakula Residents of the Garden State are resting a little easier with the knowledge that beloved New Jersey music icon Jon Bon Jovi is not dead, as was earlier reported. The erroneous reports of the singer’s death were greeted … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Asbury Park, Bayonne, Bruce Springsteen, Camden, Celebrity Death Watch, false predictions, famous for nothing, Garden State, Jason Alexander, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Jon Bon Jovi, New Jersey, places that suck, Richie Sambora, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, Snooki, unlike your 15 minutes of fame herpes lasts forever, Woodrow Wilson
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Katching Up WIth K-Fed
By Smaktakula As it turns out, not much is going on. * Fresnan: noun 1) a person from Fresno, California; 2) rascal, lout or douchebag. ∞T.
One-Legged Hag Refuses To Let Senility Destroy Her Dreams Of Second-Time Motherhood
By Smaktakula Creepy gold-digger Frédèric Prinz von Anhalt announced recently that his wife, superannuated entertainment oddity Zsa Zsa Gabor, would like to have another child at 94. Anhalt has reportedly spent $100,000 for the procedure. Gabor, most famous for slapping … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, News, Stupidity
Tagged adult adoption, California politics, creepy, famous for nothing, famous Hungarians, Frédèric Prinz von Anhalt, gold digger, hot long ago, in-vitro fertilization, Kaiser Wilhelm II, old people, perverted science, pregnancy, sperm donor, that trick never works, untalented stars, Zsa Zsa Gabor
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K-Fed, Serial Impregnator
By Smaktakula Professional baby-daddy Kevin ‘K-Fed’ Federline has likely spawned his fifth child according to a source close to the expectant mother, former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince. K-Fed’s brood currently includes two children with actress Shar Jackson and a … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged baby daddy, Britney Spears, career death by K-Fed, famous for nothing, haters gonna hate, K-Fed, Kevin Federline, professional baby daddy, Rebecca Black, serial impregnator, Shar Jackson, untalented stars, Victoria Prince, white trash
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Michael Lohan: Bad Father, Even Badder Boyfriend
By Smaktakula It’s hard to find many people who pity slimy CelebriMom Dina Lohan, but Kate Major can now count herself among that select few. Until just a few days ago, Major shared a bed with Lohan’s troubled ex-husband, the … Continue reading
Fan Mail From MiLo
Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s parasitic dad, loves Promethean Times! Well, ALL RIGHT! Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged anti-catholic, anti-poor, bad parents, Biblical scholars, famous for nothing, Jon Gosselin, left-wing, Lindsay Lohan's father, Massengill disposable douche, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, MiLo, Octomom, parasites, Periplaneta lohanis, right-wing, stupid people, thin-skinned
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