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Diff’rent Strokes Curse Remains With Work Undone
By Smaktakula Diff’rent Strokes proved an instant hit with TV audiences in September of 1978. The Norman Lear sitcom about Harlem orphans falling into the lap of luxury was anchored by veteran stage actor Conrad Bain, and featured promising child … Continue reading
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Gary Coleman’s Widow Took Some Time To Get Her Shit Together Before Giving Aid To Dying Husband
Not since Cathy Smith served John Belushi his last speedball has a woman been responsible for singlehandedly robbing the world of so much talent. Shannon Price, who claims to be Gary Coleman’s wife (Coleman’s lawyer claims the couple was divorced at the time of the … Continue reading
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Tagged Black Widow, Cathy Smith, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes Curse, emergency aid, Emmanuel Lewis, famous short people, famous virgins, Gary Coleman, Gary Coleman's widow, John Belushi, Shannon Price, small black actor, speedball, unconsummated marriages, Yoko Ono
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Brilliant, Dirty Weirdo Said To Have Proved The Existence Of God
Not content to rest on his laurels after conquering the Poincaré Conjecture, Promethean Times’ favorite brilliant, dirty weirdo has apparently gone all metaphyisical. According to a pal, Grigori Perelman believes he has proven the existence of God. This information may be suspect, however. … Continue reading
Another Shining Light Extinguished Too Soon
Gary Coleman is dead at 42. Too soon after Corey, man. Too soon. Thisiswhatimtalkingboutwillis: Diff’rent Strokes Star Gary Coleman Dies at 42 : People.com.
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Tagged Arnold Jackson, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, child stars, Corey Haim, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes Curse, Dudley Is Next, famous short people, famous virgins, former child stars, Gary Coleman, Haimster, head injury, kidney problems, small black actor, Whatchootalkinboutwillis?
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