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People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials
By Smaktakula Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or zipping through the mall on their scooters, with cell phones to their ears and … Continue reading
Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate
By Smaktakula College athletics hold a special place in American hearts. In many American backwaters too rural to support a professional team, college sports serve to unite entire communities and regions in a shared passion. Moreover, fans of college sports … Continue reading
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Headlines XI
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines, while ignoring the content. *** Asians, Too, Mated With Archaic Humans, DNA Hints ~ So it’s not just Ashton Kutcher. Did Lohan crash DiCaprio’s party? ~ Look, just because I let you blow … Continue reading
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Tagged Apolo Ohno, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, childish sexual innuendo, Colorado, crackheads, Denver Broncos, Elizabeth Taylor, fat people, Finland, Godzilla, great white shark, headlines, Japan, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, masturbation, moochers, Nadya Suleman, old people, Pauly D, rape, Tim Tebow, Tokyo, Twilight, Uranus
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What Won’t Paula Deen Fry?
By Smaktakula White trash TV personality Paula Deen thinks that if it’s worth eating, it’s worth eating fried. To Deen there exists no substance which could not be improved with breading and a fifteen-minute soak in molten hog lard. As … Continue reading
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All We Want For Christmas
From The Promethean Times‘ Staff It’s not any sweater, stereo, gadget, gizmo, geegaw, doodad or accoutrement. It’s not cash or gift cards. It certainly isn’t world peace. Our sole and fervent wish this December 25th is a simple one: What … Continue reading
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