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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
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Tagged Arkansas, California, cannabis, cat ladies, death by automobile, Detroit, dope, drunken Irishmen, drunken Native Americans, fat people, fun with stereotypes, Hamas, headlines, hemp, Holocaust, ignorance--it's what we do, Islam, Israel, lame sports, legalize it, marijuana, medical marijuana, Michigan, Miss Holocaust, News of the Duh, Nobel Peace Prize, Penn State, phony diseases, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, sweet sweet cheeba, the navy's pretty gay already, the reefer, US Navy, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Headlines 06.20.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on today’s headlines, without reading the articles. If you’re like us, you instinctively distrust those pedantic know-it-alls who doggedly insist upon keeping abreast with the affairs of the day. Friends, reading weakens the legs. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Music, News, Politics
Tagged Afghanistan, bizarre sex acts, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, childish sexual innuendo, drugs, Egypt, English, fat people, Florida, Flowbee, gay people, headlines, Honduras, Jon Gosselin, LSD, Miley Cyrus, military coup, places that suck, prison, Rapture, Thailand, toddlers & tiaras, untalented stars, Why am I so fat?, zombies
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People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials
By Smaktakula Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or zipping through the mall on their scooters, with cell phones to their ears and … Continue reading
Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate
By Smaktakula College athletics hold a special place in American hearts. In many American backwaters too rural to support a professional team, college sports serve to unite entire communities and regions in a shared passion. Moreover, fans of college sports … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged America the fat, America the sedentary, college athletics, competitive eating, conspicuous consumption, fat people, fatty fatty two-by-four couldn't get through the bathroom door, gurgitators, National Collegiate Competitive Eating Association, NCCEA, Rudy, United States of America, vulgar non-sports, waddling grotesquery, Why am I so fat?
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Headlines 12.15.11
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines, while ignoring the content. *** Asians, Too, Mated With Archaic Humans, DNA Hints ~ So it’s not just Ashton Kutcher. Did Lohan crash DiCaprio’s party? ~ Look, just because I let you blow … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, News, Religion, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged Apolo Ohno, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, childish sexual innuendo, Colorado, crackheads, Denver Broncos, Elizabeth Taylor, fat people, Finland, Godzilla, great white shark, headlines, Japan, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, masturbation, moochers, Nadya Suleman, old people, Pauly D, rape, Tim Tebow, Tokyo, Twilight, Uranus
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What Won’t Paula Deen Fry?
By Smaktakula White trash TV personality Paula Deen thinks that if it’s worth eating, it’s worth eating fried. To Deen there exists no substance which could not be improved with breading and a fifteen-minute soak in molten hog lard. As … Continue reading
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Tagged fat, fat people, fried butter balls, fried foods, grease, heart disease, Jabba the Hutt, lard, obesity, oil, Paula Deen, suet, The South, unhealthy diets, whippets, white trash, Why am I so fat?, wideload
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