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People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or zipping through the mall on their scooters, with cell phones to their ears and … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Entertainment | Tagged Commercials, death by obesity, Diabetes, fat people, obesity, people of size, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, Snooki, United States of America, Why am I so fat? | 7 Comments

Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula College athletics hold a special place in American hearts. In many American backwaters too rural to support a professional team, college sports serve to unite entire communities and regions in a shared passion. Moreover, fans of college sports … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged America the fat, America the sedentary, college athletics, competitive eating, conspicuous consumption, fat people, fatty fatty two-by-four couldn't get through the bathroom door, gurgitators, National Collegiate Competitive Eating Association, NCCEA, Rudy, United States of America, vulgar non-sports, waddling grotesquery, Why am I so fat? | 13 Comments

Headlines XIV

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick Santorum ~ See Kids? A bacchanalian life of drug-fueled debauchery is not without its consequences. Although the pernicious effects of addiction … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Entertainment, Music, News, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged 1906 San Francisco Earthquake, boobs, breastuses, Celebrity Death Watch, date rape, Dave Mustaine, death by old age, divorce, Does Nature Want You Dead? Yes It Does., Drew Barrymore, drugs, dyslexia, Eddie Murphy, fat people, France, has-beens, headlines, heroin, hos, Lady Gaga, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, little people, LSD, Lybia, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Megadeth, moobs, poor judgement, pop biology, prostitution, Rick Santorum, Shakira, short people, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, stalkers, Star Trek, sweet lady meg, the French, Trekkies, trippin' balls, TSA, Where Are They Now?, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so lonely?, Why am I so stupid?, women of easy virtue | 11 Comments

Profiles In Dignity

Posted on February 13, 2012 by tardsie

By Tardsie “Someone showed me a picture and I just laughed Dignity never been photographed” Bob Dylan *** In 1965, songwriters Hal David and Burt Bacharach opined that love was ‘the only thing that there’s too little of.’ As any … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Stupidity | Tagged Barack Obama, Bob Dylan, Burt Bacharach, childish sexual innuendo, Danica Patrick, dignity, evolution, fat people, Hal David, love, moobs, Pedobear, Promethean Times' ongoing commitment to treating all peoples and cultures with dignity and respect, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, Star Trek dorks, the myriad facets of gayness, Why am I so fat? | 9 Comments

Headlines XI

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines, while ignoring the content. *** Asians, Too, Mated With Archaic Humans, DNA Hints ~ So it’s not just Ashton Kutcher. Did Lohan crash DiCaprio’s party? ~ Look, just because I let you blow … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, News, Religion, Science, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged Apolo Ohno, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, childish sexual innuendo, Colorado, crackheads, Denver Broncos, Elizabeth Taylor, fat people, Finland, Godzilla, great white shark, headlines, Japan, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, masturbation, moochers, Nadya Suleman, old people, Pauly D, rape, Tim Tebow, Tokyo, Twilight, Uranus | Leave a comment

Headlines VII

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Nothing but headlines. You should know by now, folks–we don’t read so well. *** Hugh Hefner Already Has New Girlfriend ~ However, her name is being withheld since she’s a minor. Confessions of a Gay Christian Country Singer ~ My … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, History, Music, News, Religion, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged drugs, fat people, childhood obesity, obesity, marijuana, cannabis, pot, reefer, weed, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, Germany, gay people, NAACP, Why am I so fat?, sharks, Adolf Hitler, HURRR!, headlines, Georgia, Coors, Coors is horse piss, Pope Benedict XVI, the French, Hugh Hefner, WWII, Space Shuttle, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, whitey, ABBA, Casey Anthony, VE Day, country music, Bar Harbor, Maine, quaint lighthouses, revenge shooting, Barry Zito, Beacon Hill, fat kids, jerky, Happy Days, Hebrew Nationals, Miller, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Space Shuttle Atlantis, Rodney King, LAPD, police brutality, bad cops, piñata, Pringles | Leave a comment

What Won’t Paula Deen Fry?

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula White trash TV personality Paula Deen thinks that if it’s worth eating, it’s worth eating fried. To Deen there exists no substance which could not be improved with breading and a fifteen-minute soak in molten hog lard. As … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture | Tagged fat, fat people, fried butter balls, fried foods, grease, heart disease, Jabba the Hutt, lard, obesity, oil, Paula Deen, suet, The South, unhealthy diets, whippets, white trash, Why am I so fat?, wideload | Leave a comment

All We Want For Christmas

Posted on December 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

From The Promethean Times‘ Staff It’s not any sweater, stereo, gadget, gizmo, geegaw, doodad or accoutrement. It’s not cash or gift cards. It certainly isn’t world peace. Our sole and fervent wish this December 25th is a simple one: What … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, Stupidity | Tagged "Want Some?", bad pick-up lines, Christmas, fat and stupid people, fat people, fatties, judge not lest ye be judged, losers, obesity, people of size, schadenfreude, stupid people, useless crap store, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so stupid?, world peace | Leave a comment

My Freaky Mommy

Posted on December 21, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Across time and culture it has long been the accepted practice of parents everywhere to embarrass their children. Historically this has taken many forms, with parents finding some way–a dead-end job, an embarrassing religious or social affiliation, or … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Stupidity | Tagged Courtney Love, Donna Simpson, embarrassing parents, fat people, Guinness Book of World Records, Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara, people of size, Rajo Devi Lohan, reality television, Spain, Victoria Lacatus, waddling grotesquery, world's fattest mom | 4 Comments

Tonight, A Father And Son Are A Rittre Ress Ronery

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In the dismal, crumbling concrete tomb that is Pyongyang, there are small but increasingly hopeful signs of life. In a touching moment of bonding, dying despot Kim Jong-il is reportedly spending quality time with his youngest son and … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News | Tagged 'Lil 'Lil Kim, 'Lil Kim, 'Lil Kim is dying, bonding, Brilliant Comrade, comical despots, comically despotic dynasties, daddy issues, fat people, Glorious Blossoming, Great Leader, impoverished third-world hellhole, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-il is batshit crazy, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un is most likely batshit crazy, Korean War, life in North Korea sure is shitty!, Meet the Un-Kim, North Korea, Pyongyang, So Ronery, South Korea, unprovoked attack, you can't tell us that 'Pyongyang' doesn't sound like a filthy word to you | Leave a comment

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People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials

Vulgar Non-Sport Gets Collegiate

Headlines XIV

Profiles In Dignity

Headlines XI

Headlines VII

What Won’t Paula Deen Fry?

All We Want For Christmas

My Freaky Mommy

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