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The Comb-Over
By Smaktakula Having shitty hair at some point in your life is a cherished rite of passage. Almost everyone has been the victim of a bad haircut (Smaktakula’s freshman-year experience with the butchers at SuperCuts earned him the delightful nicknames … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Baby Huey, comb-overs, Donald Trump, fauxhawks, foolish choices, mullets, skullets, straight hair
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Mullets Are Slightly Less Heinous Than Fauxhawks
It’s a matter of degrees, but at least sweaty European soccer players embrace the mullet. Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Axis of Eww, Blake Lewis, Bono, Britney Spears, business up front, dipwads, douchebaggery, dreadmullet, fauxhawks, Hoxton fin, insipidity, Joseph Lister, mulletards, mulletocracy, mullets, obscure celebrities, party in the back, polio, Smaktakula's troubling insecurity, small pox, The Achy-Breaky, The South, the stupid things white people do to their hair, white people
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Mullah v. Mullet
It is incorrect to say that we have banned offensive Western hairstyles. Rather, as in the case of the mullet and fauxhawk, two particularly odious hairstyles, we have banned offensive hairstyles which happen to be Western. Continue reading
Posted in Art, Culture, General Foolishness, Human Rights, Humor, Islam, Middle East, Religion, World Affairs
Tagged anti-Israel policy, anti-semitism, business up front, David Beckham, Emil Haagerdäddi, fashion police, fauxhawks, Iran, Iranian National Soccer Team, Jews, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, mullahcracy, mullahs, mulletards, mulletocracy, mullets, odious hairstyles, party in the back, religious fanatacism, religious intolerance, soccer mullets, that trick never works, The Achy-Breaky, thuggish jackbootery, wacky mullahs
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