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We’ve Been Charged With Soliciting!
By Smaktakula Specifically, with soliciting questions from our readership! Daily, a devoted legion of readers around the world turns to Promethean Times for the answers that matter most in their lives.¹ We do not take this responsibility lightly, and as … Continue reading
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This Day In History: September 10, 2001 CE (II)
On which the nefarious Saddam Hussein succeeds in destroying the Twin Towers. Confused? Fox News will give you the scoop!
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Female Prison Guards Often Behind Sex Misconduct
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From FOX News: CPAC Session On Jihad, Free Speech Attracts Complaints
Because, really–is there any better way to prove to the world that you’re not against free speech than by attempting to publicly shame into silence those who claim you are? Read how old, white, right-handed, heterosexual Christian men just won’t give Muslims … Continue reading
To Love Us Is To Loathe Us
A help-wanted advertisement in Illinois suggests that “Arrogant Americans” might not be right for the job. If any people other than Americans had been called out, this might be a big deal. Has our tolerance for self-loathing metastasized so completely … Continue reading