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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet

By Smaktakula In which we talk a lot of shit. *** 15-year-old girl caught stripping for the 2nd time ~ You think THAT’S bad? We heard that last year a 14-year-old was caught stripping at the same place! Why Wasn’t West Virginia … Continue reading

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A Boy Named Strudel

By Tardsie Let’s remember that name-calling hurts.

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Headlines 10.26.12

By Smaktakula In Which We Comment On The Day’s Headlines Without Bothering To Read The Articles *** Resort’s Snow Won’t Be Pure This Year; It’ll Be Sewage ~ Well, that stinks! Cops fatally shoot suspect wanted for impregnating 11-year-old ~ The tragedy is that … Continue reading

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Headlines 08.16.12

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading

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Best of Headlines II

By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know. … Continue reading

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Headlines 07.13.12

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. *** More Women Look Over the Counter for a Libido Fix ~ At Waldo’s ‘All Things Vibrating’ Pleasure Emporium. How to Tell Your Partner … Continue reading

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75 Years Ago In Promethean Times: Sorry About Your Blimp, Fritz!

By T. Bagg Friday, May 7th, 1937 In our coverage of yesterday’s Hindenburg tragedy in New Jersey, Promethean Times’ writer Irving Smaktakulawcyz  made several explosive statements which, given the scope of the horrific disaster, were at the very least ill-advised. Readers shocked by Mr. Smaktakulawcyz ‘s … Continue reading

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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status

Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading

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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know

Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you fear them. For many, the sight of a well-dressed, smiling couple patrolling the neighborhood can instill the same fear that a … Continue reading

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Nobody Loves The Opossum

By Smaktakula Spare a moment of thought, if you will, for that most wretched and despised of God’s creations, the opossum.  Sometimes called simply a ‘possum,’ this primitive marsupial is most famous for its disgusting prehensile tail and its trick … Continue reading

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