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A Boy Named Strudel
By Tardsie Let’s remember that name-calling hurts. About these ads
Headlines 08.16.12
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the day’s headlines without first reading the stories. *** Amelia Earhart: Better feminist than pilot? ~ Let’s fucking hope so! Study: Rich, poor Americans increasingly likely to live in separate neighborhoods ~ Because in times … Continue reading
Posted in News, History, Culture, Politics, Entertainment
Tagged free speech, China, Facebook, marijuana, pot, reefer, weed, cocaine, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, hemp, grass, hookers, Germany, gay people, stoners, Why am I so fat?, hippies, drunken Irishmen, Atlanta Braves, headlines, Son of Sam, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, slavery, places that suck, Amelia Earhart, Aurora Massacre, Sikh Massacre, Camaroon, Big Pharma, Handi Wipes
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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know. … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News
Tagged anti-semitism, childish sexual innuendo, cockfighting, dolphins, dyslexia, Germany, Holocaust deniers, Iran, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, rape, San Francisco, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Strait of Hormuz, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, the Greatest Generation, the Scots, US Navy, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so sensitive?
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Headlines 07.13.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. *** More Women Look Over the Counter for a Libido Fix ~ At Waldo’s ‘All Things Vibrating’ Pleasure Emporium. How to Tell Your Partner … Continue reading
75 Years Ago In Promethean Times: Sorry About Your Blimp, Fritz!
By T. Bagg Friday, May 7th, 1937 In our coverage of yesterday’s Hindenburg tragedy in New Jersey, Promethean Times’ writer Irving Smaktakulawcyz made several explosive statements which, given the scope of the horrific disaster, were at the very least ill-advised. Readers shocked by Mr. Smaktakulawcyz ’s … Continue reading
Posted in History, Politics
Tagged abject apologies, Adolf Hitler, appeasement, death by blimp, dirigibles, Germany, Hindenburg, Irving Smaktakulawcyz, Lakehurst, New Jersey, outright lies, WWII
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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status
Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged alcoholism, bigotry, bravery, Catholicism, Christians, double standards, Germany, holiness church, Holocaust, hypocrisy, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, LDS, Methodists, Mormons, muslims, NAMBLA, pacifism, Quakers, religious intolerance, religious persecution, safe to joke about, snake handlers, weirdos
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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know
Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you fear them. For many, the sight of a well-dressed, smiling couple patrolling the neighborhood can instill the same fear that a … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Religion
Tagged bravery, communists, criminals, fascism, Germany, Gypsies, Holocaust, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, muslims, Nazi Germany, religious intolerance, Roma, shut your mouth!, United States of America, Watchtower
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Nobody Loves The Opossum
By Smaktakula Spare a moment of thought, if you will, for that most wretched and despised of God’s creations, the opossum. Sometimes called simply a ‘possum,’ this primitive marsupial is most famous for its disgusting prehensile tail and its trick … Continue reading
Posted in Science
Tagged despised things, Germany, has-beens, Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum, hideous creatures, Indiana, Kirstie Alley, mammals, marsupials, Mississippi, opossums, possum-killing, possums, robins, Shelley Long, starlings, the Germans, vermin, washed-up celebrities, Where Are They Now?, Why am I so stupid?
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The Candybomber: Weapons Of Mass Delight
By Smaktakula Typically the characters to be found skulking through the pages of Promethean Times are a dark and sorry lot of maladjusted degenerates, ne’er-do-wells and comical third-world despots. And yet, history sometimes offers those examples of human endeavor which are not … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Allies, Axis, Berlin, Berlin Airlift, bravery, Candybomber, comical despots, David Hasselhoff, do-gooders, East Berlin, Gail Halvorsen, Germany, Japan, Josef Stalin, Mormons, ne'er-do-wells, Onkel Wackelflügel, Operation Little Vittles, ridiculous German words, ugly Americans, Uncle Wiggly-Wings, unfortunate names, United States of America, US Air Force, USSR, Utah, West Berlin, WWII
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