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6 Haiku Of Dubious Quality

Posted on July 10, 2012 by

By Smaktakula Another Anthem For Doomed Youth (Apologies to Wilfred Owen) or What I Saw At Albertsons The Other Day Flanked by grandparents a pregnant teen stumbles past lost in her iPad. I. When you aren’t around That’s when the … Continue reading →

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Lewis County, Washington

Posted on June 23, 2011 by

By Smaktakula You likely haven’t heard of Lewis County, Washington.  Named for famed explorer and suicide Meriwether Lewis, this quaint, cultural backwater is further from Seattle, Tacoma, Portland or Spokane than mere geography would indicate. In appreciation of this idyllic … Continue reading →

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Suck It, Jackpot!

Posted on June 3, 2010 by

By Smaktakula We haven’t forgotten. Here’s another haiku for you: Jackpot, Nevada You suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck so bad. Don’t act so surprised.  We’ve made no bones about our tendency to go all ad hominem from time to time.

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Jackpot, Nevada: Three Haiku

Posted on April 30, 2010 by

By Smaktakula Desert deadlights cry electric cancer rising, this venal outpost. Arid putrescence, may the earth swallow you whole. Let no trace remain. Jackpot, Nevada: You think you’re so damn cool. Know what?  You’re not.

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