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Valentine’s Day: Embrace The Heartache
By Smaktakula Except for malodorous, house-bound misanthropes, no one wants to be alone. Humans are social creatures who seek comfort in the company of their fellows. Romantic love is particularly cherished, with lonely hearts sinking billions into online matchmaking services … Continue reading
War: What It’s Not Good For
By Smaktakula A surfeit of schmaltzy Hallmark Card sentimentality cannot alter a fundamental truth. Observe: As much as we’d like to, we can’t argue with this. If anything, the image’s creators are understating the complete havoc which armed conflict can wreak … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics
Tagged aggression, apologies to Edwin Starr, conflict, fundamental truths, Hallmark Cards, LEGOLAND, News of the Duh, trite statements, understatement, war, War is not healthy for children and other living things, War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!
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Happy Valentine’s Day
By Smaktakula It’s Valentine’s Day. If you’re not spending money on your valentine, you’re not showing your love. If you don’t have a valentine, there’s something wrong with you. Brought to you by your friends at Hallmark Cards. We’ve been … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
Tagged Buy stuff!, consumerism, February 14, greeting cards, Hallmark Cards, Hallmark Holidays, happy couples, holidays, inadequacy, loneliness, love, manipulative advertising, money, true meanings of holidays, unconditional love, useless crap, Valentine's Day
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