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Lazy Bastards Find New Reason To Rejoice
By Smaktakula Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended. Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.” We agree: nothing … Continue reading
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Tagged dreamers, GET A JOB!, handouts, handsome devil, homoeroticism, inaction, job market, lazy bastards, lazy people, Max Baucus, Montana, on the county, shiftless layabouts, Star Trek, that trick never works, the dole, tough times, unemployed people, unemployment benefits, we're aware that unemployment benefits make life livable for hard-working families; try not to take everything we say quite so seriously
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