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Lazy Bastards Find New Reason To Rejoice

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Shiftless layabouts across the country are giddy with the news that unemployment benefits are likely to be extended. Senator Max Baucus of Montana cheered the passage of the extension, saying, “Inaction is not an option.”  We agree: nothing … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, News | Tagged dreamers, GET A JOB!, handouts, handsome devil, homoeroticism, inaction, job market, lazy bastards, lazy people, Max Baucus, Montana, on the county, shiftless layabouts, Star Trek, that trick never works, the dole, tough times, unemployed people, unemployment benefits, we're aware that unemployment benefits make life livable for hard-working families; try not to take everything we say quite so seriously | 2 Comments

Unemployment Benefits Extended: Lazy Bastards Rejoice

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Smaktakula

    

Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Holiday, National Events, People, Politics | Tagged GET A JOB!, handsome devil, indigence, jobless people, lazy bastards, lazy people, movie-star good looks, sloth, struggling to make ends meet, unemployment benefits, unfortunates | 3 Comments
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