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Jenny McCarthy: All Growed Up
By Smaktakula MILFy autism activist Jenny McCarthy is growing as a person. After her five-year relationship with tiresome Canadian import Jim Carrey ended, McCarthy found a new love and a new way of looking at life. By her own admission, McCarthy has spent … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged autism, B-Lister, celebrity breakups, celebrity/statesman, Chinese food and Chinese people not always the same thing, Dancing With The Stars, has-been, In fairness we should add that Ms. McCarthy is a high school graduate, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, MILFs, People Magazine, stupid people, untalented stars
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Did I Do That?: When Urkels Attack
By Smaktakula In a classy move right out of the Sheen Playbook, Trivial Pursuit answer Jaleel ‘Urkel’ White is accused of beating the mother of his child. Bridget Hardy, white’s ex-girlfriend, alleges that the former child star punched her in one … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, News
Tagged "Did I do that?", anger management, breast implants, Bridget Hardy, broken toilets, Charlie Sheen, domestic violence, dorks, douchebaggery, Family Matters, former child stars, geeks, has-been, infidelity, Jaleel White, Jerkel, nerds, spazzes, spousal abuse, Trivial Pursuit, untalented stars, Urkel, weirdos, Where Are They Now?
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Everything Suddenly Coming Up Promethean Times
A Very Special Message From Smaktakula Much like human papillomavirus in America’s high schools, Promethean Times is pretty hard to avoid these days. Find Promethean Times At WWW.PROMETHEANTIMES.COM For our elderly or intellectually disinclined readers: Don’t get excited; the old address will still take you … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Music, National Events, People, Relationships, Television
Tagged Carmen Electra, cataclysmically-retarded, Dave Navarro, elderly people, Facebook, Facebook friends won't pick you up at the airport, has-been, human papillomavirus, HURRR!, intellectually disinclined, it means genital warts, Ms. Electra is probably a very nice young lady, Promethean Times, self-promotion so shameless that it borders on hucksterism, senior citizens, stupid people, stupidity, Twitter, untalented stars, you most likely have papilloma sorry to say
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From Hillbuzz: Tipper To Divorce ManBearPig
Another unintended consequence of Ragnarök. SHOCKER: Tipper to divorce ManBearPig � HillBuzz.
Posted in Critters, Culture, Duh, General Foolishness, Mythology, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics, Relationships
Tagged Al Gore, Al Gore sleeps alone, An Inconvenient Truth, bedroom cooling, climate change, divorce, Environmental Chicken Littleism, environmentalism, fat people, gasbag, global warming, good move Tipper!, has-been, Hillbuzz, I'm super-serial!, laughingstock, ManBearPig, mid-life crisis, Ragnarok, scaremongering, search for meaning, search for relevance, separation, South Park, sweat act, Tipper Gore, Tipper leaving Al, Vice President Gore
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Fast-Approaching Lohan Trainwreck Promises To Be A Spectacular And Tragic Waste
Lindsay Lohan: Let’s Just Say Goodbye Now. Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Drug Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, People, Satire, Scandal
Tagged Celebrity Death Watch, court date, Dina Lohan, DUI, E-Trade, Flower of American Skankhood, former child stars, has-been, India, inebriate, LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!, LiLo, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Promethean Times' Patron Skank, skankery, sniper, untalented stars, US Justice System
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