Tag Archives: heterosexuality

Thoughts On Gay Pride

Posted on July 9, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Tardsie I have a hard time getting my head around the idea of gay pride. Wait, wait–before anybody gets his leather panties in a bunch and starts filling my mailbox with rainbow-hued death threats, let me do my best … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, News, Politics | Tagged fun with stereotypes, gay people, gay pride, heterosexuality, homosexuality, we just don't care, you got a real purty mouth | 57 Comments

Fred Phelps: Champion Of Civil Liberties

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Fred Phelps and his odious Westboro Baptist Church were the recent victors in a 8-1 Supreme Court decision which upheld the church’s right to act like complete cocksuckers at the funerals of soldiers. The WBC is concerned, as … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Religion | Tagged 1st Amendment, civil liberties, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, heterosexuality, homosexuality, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, Supreme Court, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Uncle Sam, Westboro Baptist Church | Leave a comment

Will Pirouette For Respect

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Ballet has long been known as both an aesthetic and athletic endeavor, entwining beauty and ability into a single art form. In its physicality it is not unlike more traditional sports, and in fact requires a great deal … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Culture, General Foolishness, Music | Tagged ballerinas, ballerinos, ballet, ballet as a metaphor, ballet-loving freaks, beer, danseurs, disc golf, football, get the gay out of ballet, heterosexuality, homosexuality, homosexuality in ballet, mime, pork rinds, professional wrestling, quasi-athlete, sports, We trust Wikipedia as far as we can throw it, you got a real purty mouth | Leave a comment

The Skonk

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In preparation for our upcoming multi-part investigative series on modern whoredom, Skanks In The Crosshairs, the Promethean Times Research Staff spent hundreds of man-hours reading tabloids, clipping articles from old issues of People Magazine we’d liberated from dentists’ offices, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Cinema, Culture, General Foolishness, Health, Hollywood, People, Political Correctness, Reality Television, Relationships, Scandal, Television | Tagged Abraham Lincoln, Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Barack Obama, Big Bird, Bill Clinton, Bill O'Reilly, Bush 41, Bush 43, Colin Farrell, crabs, David Letterman, Eddie Murphy, Elmo, FDR, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Fred, George Herbert Walker Bush, George W. Bush, herpes, heterosexuality, homosexuality, J. Robert Oppenheimer, jackassery, James Bond, John F. Kennedy, John Lennon, Johnny Depp, Karl Marx, Keith Richards, man-skanks, man-whores, Mick Jagger, misconceptions regarding skanks, Mohandas Gandhi, Morrissey, Napoleon Bonaparte, Pat Sajak, Paul McCartney, People Magazine, Richard M. Nixon, Russell Crowe, Sherlock Holmes, skankery, skanks, Skanks in the Crosshairs, skonk, skonkery, skonks, Slick Willy, STDs, Stephen Morrissey, tabloids, Thomas Jefferson, W, whoredom, William Henry Harrison, William Jefferson Clinton, William McKinley, Woodrow Wilson, Woody Allen, you got a real purty mouth | 4 Comments

Forgotten Author Renounces Ancient Religion

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism. This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Mythology, People, Political Correctness, Religion, Social Networking | Tagged Anne Rice, Anne Rice will burn in the lake of fire alongside Galileo Galilei and Madonna Ciccone, apostate, bodice-rippers, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, conversion for publicity, crimes against humanity, even werewolves have been ruined, forgotten authors, Hags, heterosexuality, homoeroticism, homoeroticism in vampire literature, Judaism, obscure celebrities, renounces, self-satisfied, stupid shit little girls like, tween romance, Twilight, vampire fiction, vampires | 3 Comments

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