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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
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Tagged Arkansas, California, cannabis, cat ladies, death by automobile, Detroit, dope, drunken Irishmen, drunken Native Americans, fat people, fun with stereotypes, Hamas, headlines, hemp, Holocaust, ignorance--it's what we do, Islam, Israel, lame sports, legalize it, marijuana, medical marijuana, Michigan, Miss Holocaust, News of the Duh, Nobel Peace Prize, Penn State, phony diseases, skanks, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, sweet sweet cheeba, the navy's pretty gay already, the reefer, US Navy, weed, Why am I so fat?
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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status
Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula It’s no secret that joking about religion can be a dicey prospect. While it may occasionally still be safe to joke about baby-buggering bishops outside the earshot of any nearby papists (which means refraining from … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged alcoholism, bigotry, bravery, Catholicism, Christians, double standards, Germany, holiness church, Holocaust, hypocrisy, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, LDS, Methodists, Mormons, muslims, NAMBLA, pacifism, Quakers, religious intolerance, religious persecution, safe to joke about, snake handlers, weirdos
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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know
Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you fear them. For many, the sight of a well-dressed, smiling couple patrolling the neighborhood can instill the same fear that a … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Religion
Tagged bravery, communists, criminals, fascism, Germany, Gypsies, Holocaust, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, muslims, Nazi Germany, religious intolerance, Roma, shut your mouth!, United States of America, Watchtower
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The Roots Of Evil
By Smaktakula I hate those people who love to tell you Money is the root of all that kills They have never been poor They have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas Everclear Sometimes a noble and worthwhile … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Adolf Hitler, bad advice, Everclear, fun with stereotypes, Holocaust, Jewish people, maxims, money is the root of all evil
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Thoughts On The Nature Of Funny
By Smaktakula Humor is a strange and wondrous thing. Wondrous, of course, because of the warm, community-building emotions generated by humor, it is at the same time strange, as humor is one of those enigmatic and elusive qualities so hard to … Continue reading
Al Qaeda: Surprisingly Sensitive
By Smaktakula Tiny nutjob Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can always be counted on to publicly propound a plethora of preposterous political theories and irresponsible historical revisionism. Over the years, Iran’s pint-sized potentate has kept his many apologists busy explaining away such bellicose assertions … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News, Politics
Tagged 9/11, al Qaeda, anti-semitism, Axis of Evil, comical despots, George W. Bush, Holocaust, inside job, Iran, Israel, jealousy, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is batshit crazy, Pearl Harbor, places that suck, Saddam Hussein, Saddam totally did it, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, The Great Satan, Twin Towers, United States of America, Yakov Smirnoff
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The Lord Not Quite Ready To Forgive Germany
By Smaktakula Back in the early 1990s, it seemed like German tourists in America couldn’t catch a break. It’s hard to forget the spate of Miami slayings that had America’s German community on edge, and which prompted this publication to … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, News
Tagged 1972, anti-Kraut, anti-semitism, Belgium, dead German tourists, Final Solution, Florida, for reals we love the Germans, Germany, Germany's dark history, God, God hates the Germans, Holocaust, Jews, Krauts, Miami, Munich Olympics, the Almighty, United States of America
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Old Lady Takes Out Armenia’s Internet
By Smaktakula An elderly Georgian woman is facing legal action after accidentally terminating internet service to Armenia. This is an especially hard blow for the tiny temporary country, which is said to be struggling to find its feet and constantly … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Politics
Tagged Armenia, Armenian Genocide, Armenian Holocaust, Azerbaijan, freaky things people eat, genocide, Georgia, Holocaust, internet, Turkey, yogurt soda
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Mongolian Nazis? We Get It. Wait . . . No, We Don’t.
By Smaktakula For fans of historical reenaction and other loveless shut-ins who spend their days pondering what would happen if Adolf Hitler and Genghis Khan united in an anachronistic super-villain team up, this is as close as you’re likely to get. Give Them Points For Effort At … Continue reading
Posted in Asia, Culture, General Foolishness, History, Mythology, Race, Relationships, Social Networking, World Affairs
Tagged Adolf Hitler, anachronistic historical team-ups, bigotry, China, fascism, fucking idiots, Fuhrer, Genghis Khan, Holocaust, jackassery, Mongolia, Mongolian Nazis, Nazis, pure evil, racial pride, racial seperatism, racism, Super-Villain Team Up, totalitarianism, what the hell does 'Sieg Hire' mean anyway?, WTF?
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