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Respect Mother Earth Or The Space Aliens Will Destroy Us All
By Smaktakula Aliens may be forced to destroy humanity so that the universe might live. Such a scenario is possible, says Shawn Domagal-Goldman of NASA’s Planetary Science Division, wherein these galactic stewards of the environment may be compelled to launch … Continue reading
Posted in News, Science, Stupidity
Tagged Al Gore, Al Gore is the political Art Garfunkel, Bush Doctrine, Care Bears, cooties, extraterrestrials, for your own good, galactic armada, Homo Sapiens, NASA, outright lies, Planetary Science Division, scientists, sexual harassment, Shawn Domagal-Goldman, unremitting virginity, we know best, WWI
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Short People: At Last, A Reason To Live
By Smaktakula Let’s be perfectly clear: we have nothing against short people. Although we have in the past referred (and will no doubt continue to do so) to the vertically-challenged as runts, trolls, homunculi or other appellations highlighting their stunted … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Stupidity
Tagged 5'10" isn't tall, Abigail Folger, AK-47, Big & Tall, bigotry, Charles Manson, Emmanuel Lewis, hate anthem, hate speech, Homo Runticus, Homo Sapiens, homunculi, ironic nicknames, jockeys, Kentucky Derby, lawn jockeys, little people, Michael Jackson, Mini-Me, Napoleon Bonaparte, normals, Olympics, racism, Randy Newman, runts, short people, short people are plain evil!, shorty, shrimp, sizeism, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, Spud Webb, Tom Cruise, trolls, tunnel rats, unfortunates, VC, Verne Troyer, vertically challenged, Viet Cong, Vietnam Conflict, wrath of God
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