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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading
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Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliph, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, South Africa, the Donald
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The Pros And Cons Of Your Girlfriend’s Gay Friend
By Smaktakula Pros: You can be sure that your wife/girlfriend will be accompanied at all times on her night out by a dude with absolutely no designs on her.* Cons: There are NO cons. Sure, he thinks she’s too good … Continue reading
Happy Thoughts For Friday: Dee-Vine Justice
By Smaktakula When notoriously unfriendly douchebag Reverend Fred Phelps finally shuffles off this mortal coil and meets the Almighty, wouldn’t it be super if He looked like this? Hey now, Sugartits–you ever play a game called ‘Where’s the serpent?’
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Tagged Divine Justice, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God, God Hates Fags, happy thoughts, homophobia, judge not lest ye be judged, Judgement Day, religious intolerance, retribution, Reverend Fred Phelps, Sugartits, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, the Almighty, Westboro Baptist Church
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Historical Figures With Unfortunate Nicknames: General Butt Naked
By Smaktakula In 1971, Joshua Blahyi’s parents christened him with a perfectly respectable name. But during the first Liberian Civil War of the early-1990s, the young Sarpo tribesman became better known as the infamous General Butt Naked. That the name … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, History, News
Tagged Africa, blood-drinking, butt naked, Christianity, crazy people, cross dressing, demonic possession, Devil, freeballing, Gen. Naked, General Butt Naked, General Junk All Hangin' Out, homophobia, human sacrifice, Joshua Blahyi, Liberia, mass murderers, massacre, militias, nakedness, not responsible by way of Satan, nudity, Sarpo, Truth and Reconciliation Commission, unfortunate nicknames, unpunished war criminals, warlords
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Happy Thoughts For Friday: Thank Goodness This Asshole Wasn’t Your College Roommate
By Smaktakula Voyeuristic cock-knocker Dharun Ravi had no idea that his cruel, invasive prank would lead to his roommate Tyler Clementi’s suicide and subsequent metaphorical rebirth as the 21st Century’s Matthew Shepard. The two Rutgers freshmen had by all accounts … Continue reading
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Tagged death by bridge, Dharun Ravi, douchebaggery, happy thoughts, homophobia, homosexuality, invasion of privacy, martyrdom, Matthew Shepard, Michael Richards, Molly Wei, roommates, Rutgers, sucks to be you, suicide, Tyler Clementi, videotaped sexual encounters
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Happy Thoughts For Today: Racking The Rev
Picture Reverend Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church getting kicked in the nuts. Have a great one!
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Tagged bigotry, closeted homosexual, cocksucker, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, God Hates Fags, happy thoughts, homophobia, jackassery, judge not lest ye be judged, kick you in the nuts, rack 'em!, religious fanatacism, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, sexual repression, that asshole who demonstrates at the funerals of soldiers, Westboro Baptist Church
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Ass-Craving Homophobic Minister Not A Hypocrite
George Rekers, a Baptist minister known for his anti-gay stance, was recently photographed while vacationing with a male prostitute. On the surface this may appear to be hypocrisy of the lowest order. However, supporters maintain that the closeted cleric’s actions are in … Continue reading