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Headlines: No Rod Unspared
By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Stupidity, History, Culture, Crime, Politics, Entertainment, Headlines
Tagged racism, Israel, Wyoming, Baseball, obesity, Pennsylvania, homosexuality, California, Joe Biden, Colorado, Muhammad, Chicago White Sox, fun with stereotypes, headlines, New York Times, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, Orange County, Alabama, Belgium, Helen Keller, don't hate us because we're ignorant, pederasts, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, Greece, Condoleezza Rice, homeless people, WNBA, Axe Body Spray, penis breakage is not funny!, Costa Mesa, man-boy love, Sparks, hunger, Koreans
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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliph, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, South Africa, the Donald
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Thoughts On Gay Pride
By Tardsie I have a hard time getting my head around the idea of gay pride. Wait, wait–before anybody gets his leather panties in a bunch and starts filling my mailbox with rainbow-hued death threats, let me do my best … Continue reading
The REAL Reason Straight Guys Dig Lesbians
By Smaktakula As sticky keyboards across the globe will attest, some guys have a thing for lesbians–or more properly, for lesbian sex. These imaginative fetishists notwithstanding, the supposed sexual fixation straight men are said to have with the bedroom goings-on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged beer, cover 2 defense, dykes, fetishists, flogging the dolphin, gay people, homosexuality, It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, Jodie Foster, lesbian sex, lesbians, lipstick lesbians, Lovie Smith, onanism, pork rinds, Portia de Rossi, Rachel Maddow, self-abuse, sex, Silence of the Lambs, spankin' it, sticky keyboards, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tony Dungy, We would shoot *** ********* for Jodie Foster!
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Clarifying Our Position On Gays In The Military
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff With the repeal of the cowardly “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” now at hand, America is finally forced to come to grips with the notion of openly gay people serving in the military. Our position … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics
Tagged are we STILL talking about this?, bigotry, childish sexual innuendo, Don't Ask Don't Tell, equal rights, gay people, homosexuality, homosexuals, military, the navy's pretty gay already, United States of America, US Navy, Won't Ask Don't Care, you got a real purty mouth
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Gayness Audit Results In Downgrade For SF
By Smaktakula Who’s taken all the gay from the Bay? The question has haunted the fog-shrouded streets of San Francisco since last January’s gay audit, in which the flamboyant city suffered a humiliating downgrade. In a nationwide survey, gay-themed magazine, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics
Tagged California, childish sexual innuendo, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, fisting, Frisco, fun with stereotypes, gay meccas, gay people, gay rankings, homosexuality, leather daddies, Minneapolis, Oakland, Pittsburgh, San Francisco, San Francisco Giants, Smaktakula's hatred of the San Francisco Giants, St. Louis, the Advocate, they love to hear it called Frisco
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Guppet Duo Urged To Define Relationship
By Smaktakula Longtime roommates Bert & Ernie may have to answer some uncomfortable questions about their relationship. Although speculation regarding the nature of the Muppets’ relationship has been rife since their debut in 1969, both Bert and Ernie have remained silent amount the matter, saying … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Stupidity
Tagged Bert, Bert & Ernie, bestiality, Children's Television Workshop, closeted entertainers, Ernie, gay people, guppets, homosexuality, Kermit, Miss Piggy, muppets
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The Myriad Faces Of Gay
By Smaktakula Like so much of the English language, ‘Gay’ has a variety of connotations. Here are the three most common definitions, told with pictures rather than words. 1) Oldest Definition. Generally considered archaic. Ex: The joys of the Christmas … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged Billie Jean King, Camaros, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fanny pack, fun with stereotypes, gay athletes, gay people, Greg Louganis, happy, homosexuality, ignorance, Jewish people, lame, Liberace, male figure skaters, multiple meanings, Richard Simmons
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The Westboro Baptist Church Pretty Much Hates Everybody
In a maneuver of daring doucheness which surprised both their foes and their fringy clutch of boosters alike, yokel commandos from the Westboro Baptist Church staged a brazen assault on America’s East Coast. The majority of their forces were directed … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Religion, Stupidity
Tagged bigotry, childish sexual innuendo, Christianity, Claymation, crazy people, Davey & Goliath, death by automobile, death by drunk driving, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, Gay Pride Parade, God Hates Fags, homosexuality, IEDs, Kansas, New York, New York City, religious intolerance, Reverend Fred Phelps, Roger Ebert, Ryan Dunn, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Westboro Baptist Church, Wizard of Oz, yokels
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Falwell Was Right About The Teletubbies
By Smaktakula Years ago the Reverend Jerry Falwell became a laughingstock when he declared that children’s television characters, the Teletubbies, were gay. Although the insipidly adorable British monstrosities, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po have been turning children’s brains to … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, History, Stupidity
Tagged Andy Bell, Dipsy, Dora the Explorer, Erasure, gay, homosexuality, insipid entertainment, kiddie shows, Laa-Laa, Liberace, Po, Rev. Jerry Falwell, Scooby Doo, stupidity, Teletubbies, television characters, the myriad facets of gayness, Tinky Winky
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