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Sacred Cow Flop
By Smaktakula We all know it can be pretty hard to offend a zealot. The world’s great religions have shown time and time again that they can take a joke, and value speech and open expression far more than they cling … Continue reading
Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
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Tagged Islam, Israel, fat people, Hamas, marijuana, cannabis, US Navy, Arkansas, California, weed, skanks, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, medical marijuana, lame sports, legalize it, hemp, Holocaust, Detroit, News of the Duh, Why am I so fat?, drunken Irishmen, fun with stereotypes, headlines, Nobel Peace Prize, death by automobile, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Michigan, cat ladies, ignorance--it's what we do, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, the navy's pretty gay already, drunken Native Americans, the reefer, phony diseases, Penn State, Miss Holocaust
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Watergate’s Forgotten Man
By Smaktakula Whatever happened to Carl Bernstein? Carl Bernstein? He wrote the music for West Side Story, right? ∞ T.
Puppy Killing: Why We’re Against It
By Smaktakula Typically, we choose not to take a firm stance on controversial issues, preferring to pepper our words with outrageous half-truths and innuendo, to a large degree obfuscating our actual intent, granting us an exculpatory escape hatch of credible–or … Continue reading
Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: I Am Such An Ah-So
By Tardsie It’s bad to be a racist, but it’s worse to be a bad racist. When I was a kid, I was an obnoxious little snot, whose quick mouth earned me many a well-deserved ass-kicking. One time, in fifth grade, … Continue reading
PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign
By Smaktakula We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty things about a lot of people. From the Inuits in the north, to the Chinese in the east, the Zimbabweans … Continue reading
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Tagged American Civil War, Amish, beekeepers, Blame Canada!, Canada, China, Christians, Ecuador, Greeks, historical reenactors, ignorance--it's what we do, Inuits, Jews, muslims, paraphilic infantilism, Ramtha, Ron Paul, Swedes, television, United States of America, your mom, Zimbabwe
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Stereotypes: What About The Good Ones?
By Smaktakula For as long as there have been different cultures, there have been cruel stereotypes about those cultures. In ancient times the Sumerians were believed to be penny-pinchers, the Mayans considered bad guests who wouldn’t leave, and Etruscans were accused of … Continue reading
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Tagged Asians, Belgium, black people, Canadians, Etruscans, family values, fun with stereotypes, gay people, ignorance--it's what we do, Kentucky, kung-fu, Latinos, Mayans, Mississippi, Poland, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, stereotypes, Sumerians, the French, we're all the same, white man's overbite, white people, white trash, whitey, whitey can't dance
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Ass Wednesday: A Holiday Of Your Very Own
By Smaktakula We Americans are justly proud of our ignorance. Along with obesity and braggadocio, having our heads up our asses is the trait for which we are best known around the globe. Regardless whether you count yourself among these … Continue reading
