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Remembering Helen Keller

Posted on December 23, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Keller’s efforts to teach the joy of pinball to a young man named Tommy were immortalized by the British rock band, The Who. ∞T.

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, History | Tagged Alabama, blind people, Helen Keller, impoverished third-world hellhole, places that suck, sure plays a mean pinball, Uncle-Daddy | Leave a comment

Flint, Michigan: A Great Place To Be Raped And Killed

Posted on November 16, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s easy to feel sorry for Flint, Michigan. The decline of the American Auto industry has hit the decaying rust belt hellhole harder than most cities, and the town that gave us Michael Moore, Sandra Bernhard and Grand … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News | Tagged Flint, Grand Funk Railroad, impoverished third-world hellhole, Killtown USA, Michael Moore, Michigan, murder, places that suck, rape, rust belt, Sandra Bernhard, United States of America, unlivable places | 4 Comments

I ♥ That Sweet, Sweet Ass!

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Zimbabwe has worked hard to achieve its worldwide recognition as an unlivable hellhole. As difficult as it may be to believe, Zimbabwe (formerly known as Rhodesia) was once one of Africa’s most prosperous countries. However, since assuming power … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity | Tagged bestiality, childish sexual innuendo, ChocoFührer, comical despots, death by embarrassment, donkey fucking, Donkey Punch, donkeys, forbidden love, impoverished third-world hellhole, kleptocrats, places that suck, race baiting, Robert Mugabe, shapeshifters, Sunday Mayo, Zimbabwe | Leave a comment

Interstate Port-O-Potty

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Of the world’s wretched, filthy and flyblown places, the haphazardly maintained Honey Buckets¹ encountered at some of America’s lonelier Interstate rest stops must surely rank among the foulest. ¹Like Kleenex, Honey Bucket is a brand name which has come to … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture | Tagged backwater shithole, chemical toilet, impoverished third-world hellhole, Kleenex, life in North Korea sure is shitty!, North Korea, places that suck, port-o-potty, porta potty, shitty brands, United States of America | Leave a comment

North Korea: Crazy For The Orympics

Posted on July 20, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula You have to admire those plucky North Koreans. Starving, impoverished and confined to a backwater shithole that makes Yemen look like Westchester County, the North Koreans still manage to delude themselves with dreams as distorting of reality as … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics, Sport | Tagged 'Lil Kim, 2018, competitive eating, football, Golf, happiness, impoverished third-world backwater, impoverished third-world hellhole, incredible sporting achievements, Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, North Korea, Olympics, places that suck, Soccer, South Korea, South Korea > North Korea, Westchester County, Yemen | Leave a comment

Third-World Hellholes More Fun Than Disneyland

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula The International Happiness rankings are in, and the news is not good for the United States. In a humiliating reversal of expectations that stunned all but a few of the world’s nations, the first-world nation and so-called ‘last remaining … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, News, Politics | Tagged 'Lil Jim, 'Lil Kim, abundance, arbitrary ratings, China, Cuba, Dr. Earl Wickenburg, happiness, Hugo Chavez, impoverished third-world hellhole, Iran, Kim Jong-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, North Korea, places that suck, so happy, So Ronery, statistics, tyranny, United States of America, Venezuela | Leave a comment

Ivorian Crisis In Endgame; World Finally Notices

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula At last it appears that the months-long electoral crisis in Ivory Coast is about to be resolved to the world’s satisfaction. The international community has long backed challenger Alassane Ouattara over incumbent Laurent Gbagbo, believing that it’s high time … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History, Music, Politics | Tagged African strongmen, Alassane Outtara, Barack Obama, France, impoverished third-world hellhole, international community, Ivorians, Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo, Muammar al-Gaddafi, places that suck, tyrants, United Nations | Leave a comment

Stand Tall, Mississippi!

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Although impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea and impoverished first-world hellhole Mississippi are roughly the same size, have similar literacy rates and offer an almost identical standard of living, the Southern US state has an edge over the isolated … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture | Tagged bigotry, despotism, Elvis Aaron Presley, embarrassing historical record, impoverished first-world hellhole, impoverished third-world hellhole, inbreeding, intolerance, ladyparts, Mississippi, Mississippi > North Korea, North Korea, places that suck, Pyongyang, slavery, The South, theocratic cultural backwaters, Uncle-Daddy, William Faulkner, you can't tell us that 'Pyongyang' doesn't sound like a filthy word to you | Leave a comment

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In the weeks following the announcement in Pyongyang regarding the planned succession of Kim Jong-un, the corpulent youngest son of decaying comical despot Kim Jong-il. Kim Jong-un, known popularly as “The Brilliant Comrade” or according to some sources, … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: impoverished third-world hellhole

Remembering Helen Keller

Flint, Michigan: A Great Place To Be Raped And Killed

I ♥ That Sweet, Sweet Ass!

Interstate Port-O-Potty

North Korea: Crazy For The Orympics

Third-World Hellholes More Fun Than Disneyland

Ivorian Crisis In Endgame; World Finally Notices

Stand Tall, Mississippi!

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils

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