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Headlines: 09.17.12

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading

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Wonder Twins: Deactivated

By Smaktakula Although younger readers may not remember the Super Friends TV show, to millions of children growing up in the 1970s and 1980s, this collection of sissy do-gooders was as beloved as any other family member.  With its membership … Continue reading

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Stupid People: Way More Fun Than TV

By Smaktakula Today, almost anyone can get himself arrested.  It doesn’t take style, flair or even imagination–with 1% of the US population behind bars, it’s easy to see that getting busted in America is pretty routine.  It’s not surprising then, … Continue reading

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Marry Me, Stupid

By Smaktakula Throughout history, marriage has held a special place in human society.  It is one of the unique links that unites not just the different peoples of the world, but also every strata of society within individual cultures.  The … Continue reading

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Royals: Keeping It In The Family

By Smaktakula Most people know that in days of yore European royalty was a tight-knit club.  So tight-knit, in fact, that intermarriages among the various royal families increasingly began to produce malignant progeny who were deformities, idiots and stillbirths.  History … Continue reading

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This Day In History: April 12th, 1861 CE

On which South Carolinians use martial means to express their displeasure with the Yankee occupation. “Fellahs!  Fellahs!  We’re all Americans here–let’s remember to keep things civil.”

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Incest: On The Other Hand…

By Smaktakula The world was aghast to learn that contemptible degenerate Garry Ryan had impregnated his equally loathsome daughter, Penny Lawrence.  Ryan had first proved his douchebag bona fides at the tender age of eighteen when he impregnated and subsequently … Continue reading

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Headlines 03.25.11

By Smaktakula and Various Editors In which we sound off on the headlines, without bothering to read the articles. Single, Female, Mormon, Alone~That could not be any sexier. Suspect Confesses to Murdering Pakistani Politician~When you’re interrogated by the Pakistani ISI, … Continue reading

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