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Damn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!
By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading
TSA Employees Now More Hated Than Child Molesters
By Smaktakula Given the several recent high-profile blunders by employees of the Transportation Security Administration, their already low standing in the community has plummeted even further, dropping their societal acceptance ratings below even sweaty, giggling child molesters, long regarded as … Continue reading
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Tagged bunglers, child molesters, clowns, creepy old perverts, douchebaggery, even Jesus thinks Fred Phelps sucks, groping, hated organizations, idiots, inappropriate activity, incompetent boobery, pederasts, pervertry, Reverend Fred Phelps, short eyes, Transportation Security Administration, TSA, Westboro Baptist Church
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George Sherrill: Same Douche, Different Hat
By Smaktakula George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves. However, at some point … Continue reading
Not What You Were Looking Four?
By Smaktakula Well what did you think we were gonna call it? Not what you were looking for four? Imbecile. Newer readers who are unfamiliar with our “Not What You Were Looking For?” series may wish to review our first three … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, People
Tagged Anne Rice, Baby Boomers, bulls, Chesley Sullenberger, crazy bastard, David Arquette, dope, douchebaggery, Dr. Grigori Perelman, dreadlocks, Garfield, goring, grass, Great Moments In American Diplomacy, Guy Fieri, hairless hit factory, hemp, hippies, Hiroshima, incompetent boobery, Japan, Jeffrey Jones, John Wayne Bobbitt, Jon Lovitz, Justin Bieber, Kathy Ireland, Lorena Gallo Bobbitt, marijuana, Michael Steele, Mike Tyson, Mom and Dad Save the World, nasty blond dreadlocks, Olive Garden, pirates, pot, Ramtha, reefer, Richard Simmons, Saudi Arabia, sweet sweet cheeba, tattoos, Teri Garr, Wallace Shawn
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Update: George Sherrill
By Smaktakula No change, folks–still a douche. Profiles In Suckery: ERA 7.48 IP 21.2 ER 18 BB 17 SO 12 BLSV 3* The difference between George Sherrill and a Little League second-stringer? That shitty beard. We’ll keep you posted. * … Continue reading
Posted in Baseball, Crime, Culture, Games, General Foolishness, People, Sports, Television
Tagged coughing up runs, douchebaggery, George Sherrill, hypocrisy, idiot bloggers who take sports too seriously, incompetent boobery, jackassery, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, relief pitcher, that shitty beard too!, The Brim Reaper, YOU SUCK!
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Michael Steele: Cut And Run
Michael Steele’s impotent tenure as Chairman of the Republican National Committee has come to the sad end everybody has long expected. Continue reading →