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Nobody Loves The Opossum
By Smaktakula Spare a moment of thought, if you will, for that most wretched and despised of God’s creations, the opossum. Sometimes called simply a ‘possum,’ this primitive marsupial is most famous for its disgusting prehensile tail and its trick … Continue reading
Posted in Science
Tagged despised things, Germany, has-beens, Heidi the Cross-Eyed Opossum, hideous creatures, Indiana, Kirstie Alley, mammals, marsupials, Mississippi, opossums, possum-killing, possums, robins, Shelley Long, starlings, the Germans, vermin, washed-up celebrities, Where Are They Now?, Why am I so stupid?
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Dog Unmoved By Master’s Return From Afghanistan
By Smaktakula Ft. Wayne, Indiana–Cpl. Ricky Baker had been looking forward to his return from Afghanistan for months. After a year-long deployment in Afghanistan’s Helmand Province, Baker wanted nothing more than to enjoy the pleasures of home. Baker was met … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News
Tagged Afghanistan, bad dog, Ft. Wayne, Helmand Province, Indiana, Marine Corps, T-Bone, treachery
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Leslie Nielsen’s Death Inspires Sadness, Confusion
By Smaktakula Evansville, Indiana: Multiple injuries were reported Sunday night at Ye Owl & Boar Tavern in Evansville, stemming from a dispute surrounding the career of the late actor Leslie Nielsen. The 84-year old star had died earlier in the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, News
Tagged A-Team, Anderson Cooper, Bill Pullman, Canada, Canadians named Leslie, Celebrity Death Watch, celebrity deaths, CNN, Evansville, George Peppard, Hollywood, Indiana, Jeff Daniels, Lee Marvin, Leslie Nielsen, Mission Impossible, Movies, Robert Graves, Steve Martin, Wild and Crazy Guy
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Commercial Icon Institutionalized After Bloody Rampage
By Smaktakula Fond du Lac, Wisconsin: Kool-Aid Man, the beloved commercial spokesgolem of yesteryear, was committed this week to the Edgecomb Hospital for the Freakish and Deranged. Man had been living by himself since the death of his mother in 2008. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Stupidity
Tagged Commercials, don't drink the Kool-Aid, Fond du Lac, Gary, Greyhound, Indiana, Jonestown, Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man, Oh Yeah!, oral sex, spokesgolem, Wisconsin
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Everybody’s All-American
How Hard Can It Be To Be All-American? Continue reading
Mellencamp Mooted For Senate Bid
No word from singer John Mellencamp yet, but activity on a Facebook page has spurred talk of a run for the senate seat soon to be left vacant by Evan Bayh. Mellencamp is a great singer, and clearly cares about … Continue reading
Posted in Music, National Events, Politics, Regional Politics
Tagged Democratic Party, Evan Bayh, Facebook, Indiana, John Mellencamp, United States Senate
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