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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know. … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News
Tagged anti-semitism, childish sexual innuendo, cockfighting, dolphins, dyslexia, Germany, Holocaust deniers, Iran, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, rape, San Francisco, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Strait of Hormuz, the French, the French people's love of stinky things, the Greatest Generation, the Scots, US Navy, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so sensitive?
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Headlines 07.13.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. *** More Women Look Over the Counter for a Libido Fix ~ At Waldo’s ‘All Things Vibrating’ Pleasure Emporium. How to Tell Your Partner … Continue reading
Not Without My Johnson!
By Smaktakula If you have a penis, or know someone who does, then we don’t have to tell you that it’s a rough time to be a phallus. Not so long ago, the dangers faced by cocks were somewhat pedestrian: … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged castration, circumcision, death by fatal penis injection, dicks, dingus, homicide, Iran, Janet Reno, Johnson, Kasia Rivera, New Jersey, Newt Gingrich, penis, phallus, Phillip Seaton, Smaktakula is aware that 'penises' is the accepted plural but if it's good enough for Steinbeck it's good enough for you, tallywhacker snatchers, Why am I so stupid?
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Headlines 11.09.11
By Smaktakula Promethean Times’ semi-regular celebration of illiteracy–we read the headlines and skip the articles. *** Grandmother Gives Worst ‘Reason’ for Tossing 2-Year-Old Over Mall Balcony ~ Because there are so many good reasons for hurling your grandson to his death. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged 1%, 99%, AIDS, Allah, Ashton Kutcher, boobs, breasts, death by falling, Demi Moore, Erasure, fecal transplant, gay people, geeks, George Lucas, gonorrhea, headlines, homosexuals, Indiana Jones, Iran, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Madonna, Michael Moore, Mississippi, NBA, perverted science, Steven Spielberg, Tennessee, Uganda, Why am I so fat?
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Al Qaeda: Surprisingly Sensitive
By Smaktakula Tiny nutjob Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can always be counted on to publicly propound a plethora of preposterous political theories and irresponsible historical revisionism. Over the years, Iran’s pint-sized potentate has kept his many apologists busy explaining away such bellicose assertions … Continue reading
Posted in News, History, Culture, Crime, Politics
Tagged Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Israel, anti-semitism, George W. Bush, al Qaeda, United States of America, Holocaust, The Great Satan, comical despots, Saddam Hussein, 9/11, Twin Towers, Saddam totally did it, Axis of Evil, Smaktakula's distrust of short people, Yakov Smirnoff, Pearl Harbor, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is batshit crazy, places that suck, jealousy, inside job
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Headlines 05.11.11
By Smaktakula In which we opine on various news headlines without reading the articles. *** The Costars: Jim Carrey paired with penguins ~ With each film Carrey reaches further down the evolutionary ladder in his thus-far-futile search for a less-talented co-star. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, Music, News, Religion, Sport
Tagged American Indians, Baseball, bingo, blackjack, cockfighting, Dodger Stadium, dodo, drugs, Geronimo, hackers, Harry Reid, headlines, Iran, Jim Carrey, Los Angeles Dodgers, Native Americans, Navy SEALs, nudists, nutmeg, Osama bin Laden, passenger pigeon, pervertry, Robitussin DM, Shania Twain, Texas, untalented stars, whippets, whiskey
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This Day In History: February 14, 1989 CE
On which douchey theocrat Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini vociferously expresses his displeasure with Salman Rushdie‘s The Satanic Verses. The tactic proves so popular that it remains the Islamic community’s preferred method to redress grievances both real and imagined. We, the public, are easily, lethally offended. We … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Politics, Religion
Tagged 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini, censorship, douchebaggery, douchey theocrats, fatwa, February 14, Iran, religious intolerance, Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses, theocratic cultural backwaters, this day in history, those wacky mullahs!, your feelings > freedom of expression
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