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Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny
By Smaktakula It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor magazine. The editors of French Satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo had long sought to entice the Prophet Mohammed to bring his singular wit … Continue reading
Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliphate, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, Jews, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, Rascal Flatts, South Africa, the Donald
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Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack
Until recently, most people thought ’72 Black-Eyed Virgins’ was Osama bin Laden’s heavenly reward. Turns out, it’s also the title of his favorite film. Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, News, Religion
Tagged 'self-abuse' isn't the same thing as 'cutting', 9/11, al Qaeda, Ann Coulter, beating off, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, goat-fuckers, internet pornography, Islam, jerking off, masturbation, Navy SEALs, onanism, Osama bin Laden, Pakistan, porn, pornography, pr0n, Ron Jeremy, self-abuse, spankin' it, spanking the monkey, sticky fingers, Terrorism, whack shack
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Bin Laden: The Final Hours
By Smaktakula REVEALED! The fatal missteps which led first to the betrayal and then slaying by US forces of 9/11 mastermind and all-around-dick Osama bin Laden.
Al Qaeda Lady
By Smaktakula The idea that martyrdom is strictly a man’s game took a crippling hit recently with the online publication of Al-Shamikha, an in-your-face fashion fatwa on the hide-bound ideas of yesteryear, aimed at those burqa-bedecked beauties holding down the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Religion
Tagged al Qaeda, Al-Shamikha, burqa, cat ladies, Cosmopolitan, Islam, jihad, martyrdom, radical Islam
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Pork: The Other Hate Meat
By Smaktakula In American society’s quest to regulate speech in the interests of sensitivity and to answer the burning question Why are we so full of hate?, it must constantly reexamine various societal motifs and weed out those which have … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Politics, Religion, Stupidity
Tagged 1st Amendment, Americans' self-loathing, anti-semitism, apology, bacon, bacon attack, Bacon is evil!, bunched panties, Filthy Jews!, free speech, hate crime, hate food, Islam, Islamic law, Jews, Kevin Bacon, Koran, meat, muslims, my religious values trump your liberties, North Carolina, pigs, pork, pork is Muslim kryptonite, Porky Pig, puppies, religion of peace, religious intolerance, ritual cleanliness, Scotland, special needs, unclean things, United States of America, whining, your hot sister
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Christians Still Bitching About Equal Treatment
By Smaktakula The Smithsonian Institution has agreed to withdraw a controversial art piece which Christian groups have labelled offensive. Some observers are shocked at the speed with which the Smithsonian gave in to the Christians’ demands, especially after it was … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Religion
Tagged AIDS, burning the Koran, censorship, Christianity, Christians, Coptic Christians, cowardice, double standard, First Amendment, GodBGone, Holy of Holies, hypocrisy, Islam, Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, Koran, Mohammed, muslims, persecuted Christians, religious persecution, Smithsonian Institution, the Christ, The Passion
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This Day In History: September 10, 2001 CE (II)
On which the nefarious Saddam Hussein succeeds in destroying the Twin Towers. Confused? Fox News will give you the scoop!
Posted in Celebrity, History, News
Tagged 9/11, al Qaeda, Axis of Evil, Fox news, George W. Bush, Iraq, Islam, muslims, New York, Osama bin Laden, patsies, Saddam Hussein, Saddam totally did it, Salacious Crumb, Terrorism, terrorists, this day in history, Twin Towers, United States of America, WMDs, World Trade Center
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