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Let’s Try Hating Someone New
By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Politics, Religion
Tagged Africa, anti-semitism, Apartheid, beekeepers, bigotry, Caliph, comb-overs, diglero, digleroes, Donald Trump, hate crime, haters gonna hate, homophobia, homosexuality, Islam, man we hate digs so much, North Korea, outright lies, South Africa, the Donald
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Sacred Cow Flop
By Smaktakula We all know it can be pretty hard to offend a zealot. The world’s great religions have shown time and time again that they can take a joke, and value speech and open expression far more than they cling … Continue reading
Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Islam, Israel, fat people, Hamas, marijuana, cannabis, US Navy, Arkansas, California, weed, skanks, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, medical marijuana, lame sports, legalize it, hemp, Holocaust, Detroit, News of the Duh, Why am I so fat?, drunken Irishmen, fun with stereotypes, headlines, Nobel Peace Prize, death by automobile, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, Michigan, cat ladies, ignorance--it's what we do, Smaktakula's hatred of clowns, the navy's pretty gay already, drunken Native Americans, the reefer, phony diseases, Penn State, Miss Holocaust
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Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny
By Smaktakula It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor magazine. The editors of French Satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo had long sought to entice the Prophet Mohammed to bring his singular wit … Continue reading
Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack
Until recently, most people thought ’72 Black-Eyed Virgins’ was Osama bin Laden’s heavenly reward. Turns out, it’s also the title of his favorite film. Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Cinema, Culture, News, Religion
Tagged 'self-abuse' isn't the same thing as 'cutting', 9/11, al Qaeda, Ann Coulter, beating off, choking the chicken, flogging the dolphin, goat-fuckers, internet pornography, Islam, jerking off, masturbation, Navy SEALs, onanism, Osama bin Laden, Pakistan, porn, pornography, pr0n, Ron Jeremy, self-abuse, spankin' it, spanking the monkey, sticky fingers, Terrorism, whack shack
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Bin Laden: The Final Hours
By Smaktakula REVEALED! The fatal missteps which led first to the betrayal and then slaying by US forces of 9/11 mastermind and all-around-dick Osama bin Laden.
Al Qaeda Lady
By Smaktakula The idea that martyrdom is strictly a man’s game took a crippling hit recently with the online publication of Al-Shamikha, an in-your-face fashion fatwa on the hide-bound ideas of yesteryear, aimed at those burqa-bedecked beauties holding down the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Religion
Tagged al Qaeda, Al-Shamikha, burqa, cat ladies, Cosmopolitan, Islam, jihad, martyrdom, radical Islam
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