Tag Archives: Islam

Headlines: Eat Like A Bird

By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without bothering to first read the stories. *** What does it really feel like to fall out of a building? ~ It hurts real bad. How ACL Injuries Are Detected on the … Continue reading

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Headlines 10.02.12

By Smaktakula *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the stories. It’s well-known that most news stories are written at no less than a sixth-grade level, and folks–we don’t read too good. … Continue reading

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Headlines: 09.17.12

By Smaktakula As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines. *** Carrying these babies for my brother ~ Is considered taboo outside of Appalachia. Gulag Reform: … Continue reading

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Let’s Try Hating Someone New

By Smaktakula Humanity is no stranger to hate. Throughout its long and bloody history, Homo sapiens has always managed to find a worthwhile reason not just to oppose another group’s political and social agenda, but to despise and fear the individuals who … Continue reading

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Sacred Cow Flop

By Smaktakula We all know it can be pretty hard to offend a zealot. The world’s great religions have shown time and time again that they can take a joke, and value speech and open expression far more than they cling … Continue reading

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Headlines: 07.23.12

By Smaktakula In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Restless Legs Syndrome ~ One of them is that it’s not a real … Continue reading

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Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny

By Smaktakula It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor magazine.  The editors of French Satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo had long sought to entice the Prophet Mohammed to bring his singular wit … Continue reading

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Osama’s Pakistani Whack Shack

Until recently, most people thought ’72 Black-Eyed Virgins’ was Osama bin Laden’s heavenly reward. Turns out, it’s also the title of his favorite film. Continue reading

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Bin Laden: The Final Hours

By Smaktakula REVEALED!  The fatal missteps which led first to the betrayal and then slaying by US forces of 9/11 mastermind and all-around-dick Osama bin Laden.

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Al Qaeda Lady

By Smaktakula The idea that martyrdom is strictly a man’s game took a crippling hit recently with the online publication of Al-Shamikha, an in-your-face fashion fatwa on the hide-bound ideas of yesteryear, aimed at those burqa-bedecked beauties holding down the … Continue reading

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