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Seattle: Coffee Poseur

Posted on August 22, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula No American city is more closely associated with coffee and coffee culture than is snobbish Seattle, Washington. From the Emerald City’s brief turn as America’s self-obsessed ‘It City’ in the 1990s, certain aspects of the Seattle phenomenon persist … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture | Tagged advertising, Canada, Christianity, coffee, coffee culture, Columbia, culture, Guatemala, It City, Ivory Coast, King County, Lewis County, Mexico, Pierce County, places that suck, poseur, Seattle, Seattle's Best Coffee, Smaktakula's vendetta against Lewis County, Snohomish County, Starbucks, T-Town Forever, Thurston County, Uganda, United States of America, urine, Vietnam, Washington, you suck so bad Lewis County so so bad | 4 Comments

G’Bye, Gbagbo!

Posted on April 11, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Closure comes today to the months-long standoff in Ivory Coast as forces loyal to UN-backed President Alassane Ouattara arrested former President Laurent Gbagbo, who had been steadfastly refusing to leave office. The outgoing president is said to be … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged Africa, African strongmen, Alassane Outtara, it'll be different this time, Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo, places that suck, the French, United Nations | Leave a comment

Ivorian Crisis In Endgame; World Finally Notices

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula At last it appears that the months-long electoral crisis in Ivory Coast is about to be resolved to the world’s satisfaction. The international community has long backed challenger Alassane Ouattara over incumbent Laurent Gbagbo, believing that it’s high time … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History, Music, Politics | Tagged African strongmen, Alassane Outtara, Barack Obama, France, impoverished third-world hellhole, international community, Ivorians, Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo, Muammar al-Gaddafi, places that suck, tyrants, United Nations | Leave a comment

TripoliWatch 2011: The Dawn Of Odyssey Dawn

Posted on March 22, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Fans of endless foreign entanglements were buoyed by the news that Jheri-curled sourpuss Muammar al-Gaddafi continues to thwart an increasingly emboldened international community. The Colonel’s luck–and the world’s legendary patience and willingness to issue a series of ridiculously … Continue reading →

Posted in History, News, Politics | Tagged Arabs, Barack Obama, bluster, Bush Doctrine, international community, Ivory Coast, Libya, Muammar al-Gaddafi, No Fly Zone, Operation Desert Kill, Operation El Dorado Canyon, Operation Odyssey Dawn, places that suck, Prairie Dawn, President Obama, President Reagan, Ronald Reagan, that trick never works, the UN's maddening inaction in the face of genocide, treachery, Tripoli, United Nations, United States of America, unpopular wars, Vietnam | Leave a comment

Unrepentant Gaddafi Holds Out Until The Last

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi is turning heads around the globe. Consigned to certain defeat just a week ago, the plucky tyrant is holding out, and in some places regaining ground lost to rebel forces. The sun-baked despot is thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, History, Politics | Tagged Barack Obama, despots, Front 242, Funkahdafi, Ivory Coast, Libya, Muammar al-Gaddafi, North Korea, places that suck, President Obama, revolution, United Nations, unrepentant | Leave a comment

Whatever Happened To Ivory Coast?

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In the weeks before the Burning Man Revolution put all other African news on the back-burner, simmering troubles came to a boil in West Africa’s Ivory Coast, where a disputed election threatened to tear apart the nation’s fragile peace. … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, News | Tagged Africa, African strongmen, Alassane Outtara, Burning Man Revolution, crusading celebrities, Darfur, elections, Ivorians, Ivory Coast, Laurent Gbagbo, North Africa, places that suck, problem solved, that trick never works, transfer of power, United Nations, West Africa | Leave a comment

Free Tibet! (Or Did That Already Happen?)

Posted on January 6, 2011 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s a challenge to drive any distance these days without seeing the ubiquitous political bumper sticker, in which complex and deeply-nuanced issues are boiled down to a sloganized reduction so bereft of substance that it makes the average … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History | Tagged abortion, adhesive decal, Americans' woeful lack of a global perspective, Asia, ass-talking, Barack Obama, bumper sticker mentality, China, Dalai Lama, Did we ever fix the Rain Forest?, Free Tibet flags, Free Tibet!, Free World, freeway pundits, Fugeeman, Haiti, Haitians don't play baseball, irony, irony sense, Ivory Coast, jackassery, John Edwards, John Kerry, KERRY/EDWARDS 2004, Macedonia, mythical creatures, mythical lands, Native Americans, Norway, OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST!, people who want to sound smart but aren't, PISS, political bumper stickers, Political Intelligence Standards Survey, political philosophy, political slogans, post-Soviet, Promethean Times, Smaktakula's ability to shamelessly talk out of his ass, SMILE YOU WEREN'T ABORTED, South America, Soviet Union, Sri Lanka, stupid people, stupidity on display, sub-Saharan, Tibet, Tibetans, uninformed opinions, voodoo, we choose to use 'stupid' as a noun. What are you gonna do?, we don't know what we're talking about, Wendigo, William Faulkner, Wyclef Jean, Yeti | Leave a comment

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Seattle: Coffee Poseur

G’Bye, Gbagbo!

Ivorian Crisis In Endgame; World Finally Notices

TripoliWatch 2011: The Dawn Of Odyssey Dawn

Unrepentant Gaddafi Holds Out Until The Last

Whatever Happened To Ivory Coast?

Free Tibet! (Or Did That Already Happen?)

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