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Untruth & Consequences: So Much Love To Share

By Tardsie Part 2 of 4: In which bureaucrats make decisions, hoodlum school is avoided, and the author confesses his youthful desire to make love to the world. Be sure to check out our first installment, Don’t Forget To Hurt. … Continue reading

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World Stunned By Death Of ‘Jackass’ Jackass

By Smaktakula Ryan Dunn, of Jackass fame, was killed early Monday morning when his Porsche collided with a tree in suburban Philadelphia.  A passenger in Dunn’s vehicle was also killed in the crash, but details on the person’s identity have … Continue reading

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No Brains, But Guts To Spare

By Smaktakula Disproving the long-standing stereotype that Chinese children are better educated and more intelligent than their Western counterparts, one young man in China has set out to prove that Chinese youth are every bit as stupid as Western kids, … Continue reading

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Diddy Unveils Ridiculous New Name

By Smaktakula Surprisingly, the public is still paying attention to the tiresome karaoke enthusiast (most recently) formerly known as Diddy.  Having followed the minimally-talented showboat through such ridiculous incarnations as ‘Puffy,’ Puff Daddy and P. Diddy, the performer’s surprisingly resilient … Continue reading

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Larry The Cable Guy Facing Stompification

By Smaktakula Cretinous stereotype Larry The Cable Guy has teamed with infotainment network History for the new series Only In America, which profiles such uniquely American innovations as the origins of NASCAR or the popularization of smokeless tobacco. History, formerly the … Continue reading

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Free Tibet! (Or Did That Already Happen?)

By Smaktakula It’s a challenge to drive any distance these days without seeing the ubiquitous political bumper sticker, in which complex and deeply-nuanced issues are boiled down to a sloganized reduction so bereft of substance that it makes the average … Continue reading

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Indonesia Beset By Twin Disasters; Robertson Silent

By Smaktakula A freakish double-disaster has claimed the lives of at least 137 people in Indonesia.  On Monday, parts of the island nation were stuck by a tsunami, killing a least a hundred people and leaving many more homeless.  The … Continue reading

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Star Whackers Target Hollywood D-Listers

By Smaktakula Is there a secret cabal of assassins intent on taking down Hollywood one actor at a time?  Cretinous bumbler Randy Quaid and his wife Evi think so.  Fearing such a shadow force, the Quaids appeared before Canada’s Immigration … Continue reading

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Could You Be An Asshole? Truckbawlz

By Smaktakula If you’ve got a swingin’ pair of nuts hanging pendulously from your trailer hitch, then you most definitely are.

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Nimrod The Hunter

By Smaktakula Very little is known about Nimrod the Hunter, and much of the information available about the ancient ruler is of uncertain historical accuracy.  Moreover, some texts, like the Bible and Talmud, offer differing accounts of Nimrod’s life. Believed … Continue reading

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