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- Headlines 05.18.12
- Awesome Jobs: Ass Valet
- Belgians: The World's Most Evil People
- On Friendship
- Hudgens Sets New Standard In Leaked Nudie Pix
- Death By Airplane vs. Death By Car
- Historical Figures With Unfortunate Nicknames: 'Black Dick' Howe
- People Actually Believe That? Ramtha And The Lizard-Beasts Of Mt. Rainier
- Something Must Be Done About Blond Guys With Dreadlocks
- The Sweet Taste Of Donkey Ass
- Headlines 06.20.12
- Herpes Horror At Berlin Zoo
- Your First World Problems In Perspective wp.me/pNbIL-8hz 6 days ago
- You know who we SHOULDN'T celebrate on Mother's Day? Shaft. He was a bad mother 1 week ago
- It Was A Privilege Just To Have Known Her wp.me/pNbIL-8h3 1 week ago
- Gentleman's Clubs: One Night In Scranton wp.me/pNbIL-8gQ 1 week ago
- Ask A Silly Question, Get A Serious Answer wp.me/pNbIL-8dD 1 week ago
- Your First World Problems In Perspective
- It Was A Privilege Just To Have Known Her
- Gentleman’s Clubs: One Night In Scranton
- Ask A Silly Question, Get A Serious Answer
- Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?
- My Freaky Mommy
- Things Only The Seriously Nerdy Worry About
- Jehovah's Witnesses: You Might Like To Know
- Not Without My Johnson!
- Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?
- Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
- Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On
- Tales Of The Dewey Presidency
- Headlines: When Pigs Float
- For The Love Of Larry Wilcox
- Palm Sunday Papal Headlines
- On Friendship
- Ireland The PT Way!
- My First World Work Woes
- Life: Was That It?
- Only Nixon Could Go To China
- Come On, We All Do It
- Gentlemen’s Clubs: De-Billed & Unfulfilled
- Headlines: No Rod Unspared
- Untruth & Consequences: Debriefing
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