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Could You Be An Asshole? Beer
By Smaktakula If you find yourself uttering the tired line, “American beer is crap,” or some similar aspersion against domestic brew,* then–like it or not–you’re an asshole, and a pretentious one at that. While the typical mass-produced American beer tastes … Continue reading
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Great Moments In American Diplomacy: D Day
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Posted in Culture, Europe, History, International Relations, Justice, Military, Mythology, Politics, Relationships
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World Once Again Wary Of German Military
By Smaktakula The German Army doesn’t engender the same fear and respect that it did during the first half of the 20th Century: children in Warsaw sleep soundly in their beds knowing that never again will the dreaded Wehrmacht come roaring from the west; in … Continue reading
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