Tag Archives: Joe Biden

Headlines: No Rod Unspared

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading →

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Posted in Cinema, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, History, Politics, Stupidity | Tagged Alabama, Axe Body Spray, Baseball, Belgium, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!, California, Chicago White Sox, Colorado, Condoleezza Rice, Costa Mesa, don't hate us because we're ignorant, fun with stereotypes, Greece, headlines, Helen Keller, homeless people, homosexuality, hunger, Israel, Joe Biden, Koreans, man-boy love, Muhammad, New York Times, obesity, Orange County, pederasts, penis breakage is not funny!, Pennsylvania, racism, Sparks, Twins, Why am I so stupid?, WNBA, Wyoming | 36 Comments

Headlines 11.02.12

Posted on November 2, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which we showcase our unparalleled knack for expounding authoritatively upon a broad range of topics about which we remain not only ignorant, but deliberately so. We lose interest after the headlines. *** Deaf dolphin rescued in La. will get … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged 2012 Presidential Campaign, 2012 World Series, Ashton Kutcher, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, childish sexual innuendo, comic books, death by hurricane, death by shark, Detroit, Detroit Tigers, dolphins, fat people, FDR, Geneva, great white shark, headlines, hurricanes, ignorance--it's what we do, Jersey Shore, Joe Biden, left-handed people, Louisiana, Meat Loaf, Mississippi, Mitt Romney, New Jersey, North Korea, polio, retarded, San Francisco Giants, Sandy, slut-shaming, Smaktakula's hypocrisy can sometimes be astounding, Switzerland, teachers, unfortunate ways to die, white people, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so stupid?, you are not the father | 21 Comments

Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula *** In which we indulge both our love of talking out of our asses and our shameful laziness by commenting on the headlines while leaving the actual reading to you. *** Why Romney is so unpopular with black voters ~ Besides running … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, History, News, Politics, Sport, Stupidity | Tagged Anaheim Angels, avoiding responsibility, Barack Obama, binge drinking, black people, breast implants, breastuses, celebrity deaths, childish sexual innuendo, comical despots, death penalty, DUI, fun with stereotypes, great white shark, Greece, headlines, Holocaust, Japan, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Joe Biden, Kim Jong-un, Kylie Minogue, legitimate rape, Mary Kay, Mitt Romney, Molly Ringwald, North Korea, peanuts, Phyllis Diller, racism, Rally Monkey, rape, Sikhs, Snoopy, Spongebob Squarepants, Tampa Bay Rays, Taylor Swift, Teletubbies, Ukraine, untalented authors, white people, whitey, your mother must be very proud | 25 Comments

Headlines 06.01.12

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In which, for the briefest of moments, we look up from the drudgery of our deadline long enough to comment on some news stories we can’t be bothered to read. Enjoy! Pa. mom charged with killing her toddler … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Culture, Crime, Entertainment | Tagged marijuana, Chicago Cubs, San Diego Padres, reefer, weed, pornography, Joe Biden, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, hemp, grass, Batman, Los Angeles Lakers, Charles Manson, AIDS, headlines, Octomom, first world problems | 18 Comments

Plan To Strand Palin, Gosselin In Alaskan Wilderness Unsuccessful

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula Disappointment greeted the news of an unsuccessful attempt to doom Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin by stranding them in the Alaskan wilderness. Crushed supporters likened the effort to other failed historical long shots, such as the Nazi plot to kill … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Stupidity | Tagged Adolf Hitler, Alaska, Alaskan wilderness, baby daddy, Christine Gregoire, douchebaggery, Emil Haagerdäddi, former vice-presidential candidate, Han Solo, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Joe Biden, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Luke Skywalker, missed opportunities, Moose, moose attack, Operation Eagle Claw, plot, RNC, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's Alaska, Secretary of State, sperm donor, The Empire Strikes Back, the plot to kill Hitler, United States of America, Vice President Biden, Washington State, Wasilla | Leave a comment

Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part II: The War To End All Whores

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula After issuing a string of denials over the past several weeks, the White House abruptly reversed itself yesterday, admitting the existence of Presidential Policy Directive 24601. This admission ends the mounting speculation regarding the anti-skank directive, dubbed ‘Hobegon‘ by some in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Issues, Crime, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Human Rights, Justice, National Events, North America, People, Relationships, Satire, Social Networking | Tagged Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, celebriskanks, childish sexual innuendo, David Gregory, did you see that thing about herpes--she really is a slut, Hobegon, Horn Dog Deomocrats, Joe Biden, John McCain, Meet The Press, Nicole Polizzi, Obama Administration, Obama's war on skanks, PPD 24601, President Obama, Presidential Policy Directive, pro-skank Democrats, Robert Gibbs, Sir Let Us Tan!, skankery, skankism, skanks, skin cancer, skonks, Snooki, Snooki's arrest, tanning, the beach ball problem at Chavez Ravine, United States of America, untalented stars, Vice President Biden, what IS the singular of Cheetos? | 6 Comments

Biden’s Latest Gaffe Actually Endearing

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

Compared to some of Biden’s crazier statements, his latest F-Bomb is pretty mild. Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Issues, General Foolishness, National Events, National Politics, People, Politics | Tagged Barack Obama, Biden being Biden, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Obama Adminstration, This is a big f****** deal, This is a big fucking deal, Vice President Biden | 1 Comment

Guardian: Axelrod Calls Israeli Announcement ‘Insult’

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Smaktakula

American Mideast policy has returned to normal. That is to say, the new normal. One of President Obama’s most senior aides has described Israel‘s sudden announcement of plans to build 1,600 homes in occupied East Jerusalem as an “affront” to the US … Continue reading →

Posted in General Foolishness, International Relations, Middle East, Politics, World Affairs | Tagged anti-Israel policy, Benjamin Netanyahu, Biden being Biden, Biden gaffes, Binyamin Netanyahu, David Axelrod, Guardian UK, insult to US, Israel, Joe Biden, Obama Administration, Palestine, Palestinians, pro-Palestinian bias, settlements, United States of America, US-Israeli Relations, Vice President Biden, Zionism | Leave a comment

Biden: An International Attempt To Isolate Israel Right Now

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Smaktakula

Are Biden’s recent pro-Israel comments a sign that the Obama Administration is rethinking its anti-Israel policy, or just another Biden gaffe? Continue reading →

Posted in Middle East, Politics, World Affairs | Tagged anti-Israel policy, Biden being Biden, Biden gaffes, gaffe, Israel, Joe Biden, Palestinian statehood, Shimon Peres, US-Israeli Relations, Vice President Biden | Leave a comment

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Tag Archives: Joe Biden

Headlines: No Rod Unspared

Headlines 11.02.12

Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

Headlines 06.01.12

Plan To Strand Palin, Gosselin In Alaskan Wilderness Unsuccessful

Biden’s Latest Gaffe Actually Endearing

Guardian: Axelrod Calls Israeli Announcement ‘Insult’

Biden: An International Attempt To Isolate Israel Right Now

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