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Headlines: More News We Don’t Understand

By Smaktakula *** Ass-Talking! Ignorance! Intellectual Laziness! In which we respond to real headlines without first bothering to read the articles. *** Why nobody calls when you apply for a job ~ Because–and I mean this in the nicest way possible–you … Continue reading

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Headlines: No Rod Unspared

By Smaktakula In which we opine on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the articles. *** Ask E. Jean: My Husband is Sleeping with My Mother ~ That motherfucker! What Is It Like To Be an Adult and … Continue reading

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Headlines 11.02.12

By Smaktakula In which we showcase our unparalleled knack for expounding authoritatively upon a broad range of topics about which we remain not only ignorant, but deliberately so. We lose interest after the headlines. *** Deaf dolphin rescued in La. will get … Continue reading

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Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

By Smaktakula *** In which we indulge both our love of talking out of our asses and our shameful laziness by commenting on the headlines while leaving the actual reading to you. *** Why Romney is so unpopular with black voters ~ Besides running … Continue reading

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Headlines 06.01.12

By Smaktakula In which, for the briefest of moments, we look up from the drudgery of our deadline long enough to comment on some news stories we can’t be bothered to read. Enjoy! Pa. mom charged with killing her toddler … Continue reading

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Plan To Strand Palin, Gosselin In Alaskan Wilderness Unsuccessful

By Smaktakula Disappointment greeted the news of an unsuccessful attempt to doom Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin by stranding them in the Alaskan wilderness.  Crushed supporters likened the effort to other failed historical long shots, such as the Nazi plot to kill … Continue reading

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Skanks In The Crosshairs, Part II: The War To End All Whores

By Smaktakula After issuing a string of denials over the past several weeks, the White House abruptly reversed itself yesterday, admitting the existence of Presidential Policy Directive 24601.  This admission ends the mounting speculation regarding the anti-skank directive, dubbed ‘Hobegon‘ by some in the … Continue reading

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