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Headlines 06.20.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on today’s headlines, without reading the articles. If you’re like us, you instinctively distrust those pedantic know-it-alls who doggedly insist upon keeping abreast with the affairs of the day. Friends, reading weakens the legs. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Music, News, Politics
Tagged Afghanistan, bizarre sex acts, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, childish sexual innuendo, drugs, Egypt, English, fat people, Florida, Flowbee, gay people, headlines, Honduras, Jon Gosselin, LSD, Miley Cyrus, military coup, places that suck, prison, Rapture, Thailand, toddlers & tiaras, untalented stars, Why am I so fat?, zombies
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Plan To Strand Palin, Gosselin In Alaskan Wilderness Unsuccessful
By Smaktakula Disappointment greeted the news of an unsuccessful attempt to doom Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin by stranding them in the Alaskan wilderness. Crushed supporters likened the effort to other failed historical long shots, such as the Nazi plot to kill … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, News, Stupidity
Tagged Adolf Hitler, Alaska, Alaskan wilderness, baby daddy, Christine Gregoire, douchebaggery, Emil Haagerdäddi, former vice-presidential candidate, Han Solo, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Iranian Hostage Crisis, Joe Biden, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Luke Skywalker, missed opportunities, Moose, moose attack, Operation Eagle Claw, plot, RNC, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's Alaska, Secretary of State, sperm donor, The Empire Strikes Back, the plot to kill Hitler, United States of America, Vice President Biden, Washington State, Wasilla
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Could You Be An Asshole? Threads
By Smaktakula Two words: Ed Hardy
Fan Mail From MiLo
Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s parasitic dad, loves Promethean Times! Well, ALL RIGHT! Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture
Tagged anti-catholic, anti-poor, bad parents, Biblical scholars, famous for nothing, Jon Gosselin, left-wing, Lindsay Lohan's father, Massengill disposable douche, Michael Lohan, Michael Lohan is a turd with eyes, MiLo, Octomom, parasites, Periplaneta lohanis, right-wing, stupid people, thin-skinned
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