LIKE Promethean Times on Facebook!
The Best Of Times
- Headlines 05.18.12
- Belgians: The World's Most Evil People
- Headlines: When Pigs Float
- People Actually Believe That? Ramtha And The Lizard-Beasts Of Mt. Rainier
- Your First World Problems In Perspective
- Convincing Black Men To Stop Straightening Their Hair
- Reality Skank 'Devastated' By Nudie Pix
- Gentleman's Clubs: One Night In Scranton
- Your First World Problems In Perspective
- Death By Airplane vs. Death By Car
- Awesome Jobs: Ass Valet
- Something Must Be Done About Blond Guys With Dreadlocks
Dumb Stuff We Say On Twitter:
- Your First World Problems In Perspective wp.me/pNbIL-8hz 3 days ago
- You know who we SHOULDN'T celebrate on Mother's Day? Shaft. He was a bad mother 6 days ago
- It Was A Privilege Just To Have Known Her wp.me/pNbIL-8h3 6 days ago
- Gentleman's Clubs: One Night In Scranton wp.me/pNbIL-8gQ 1 week ago
- Ask A Silly Question, Get A Serious Answer wp.me/pNbIL-8dD 1 week ago
-
Recent Times
- Your First World Problems In Perspective
- It Was A Privilege Just To Have Known Her
- Gentleman’s Clubs: One Night In Scranton
- Ask A Silly Question, Get A Serious Answer
- Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?
- My Freaky Mommy
- Things Only The Seriously Nerdy Worry About
- Jehovah's Witnesses: You Might Like To Know
- Not Without My Johnson!
- Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity?
- Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
- Somehow–Some Way–We Will Go On
- Tales Of The Dewey Presidency
- Headlines: When Pigs Float
- For The Love Of Larry Wilcox
- Palm Sunday Papal Headlines
- On Friendship
- Ireland The PT Way!
- My First World Work Woes
- Life: Was That It?
- Only Nixon Could Go To China
- Come On, We All Do It
- Gentlemen’s Clubs: De-Billed & Unfulfilled
- Headlines: No Rod Unspared
- Untruth & Consequences: Debriefing
WORD.
Barack Obama Baseball California Celebrity Death Watch childish sexual innuendo China comical despots dope douchebaggery drugs fat people fun with stereotypes gay people Germany grass headlines hemp hypocrisy Islam jackassery Kim Jong-il marijuana muslims North Korea outright lies places that suck pot racism reefer skanks Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French stupid people sweet sweet cheeba Tardsie's True-Ass Tales that trick never works the French this day in history treachery true meanings of holidays United States of America untalented stars weed Why am I so fat? Why am I so stupid? you got a real purty mouthPromethean History
Search The Prometheosphere
Recent Comments
Tag Archives: Judaism
Sacred Cow Flop
By Smaktakula We all know it can be pretty hard to offend a zealot. The world’s great religions have shown time and time again that they can take a joke, and value speech and open expression far more than they cling … Continue reading
“Iron” Moshe Tyson
By Smaktakula Terrifying former pugilist “Iron” Mike Tyson has a reputation for being difficult. However, in this instance the seething bag of resentment has made work easy for Promethean Times. He hasn’t just set the ball, but spiked the damn … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Religion
Tagged "Iron" Mike, boxing, cannibalism, crazy people, disgraced athletes, dreidel, eat children, Jews, Judaism, kashrut, kosher, Lennox Lewis, Mike Tyson, orthodoxy, pugilism, ritually unclean, shechita, so is Allah cool with Mike going Kosher?, treif, vegan
Leave a comment
Almighty Offensive
By Smaktakula Children love to hear Bible stories, and those from the Old Testament–when Jehovah was still doing a lot smiting–can be some of the most exciting. One thing kids like even better than hearing Old Testament Bible stories is … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Religion
Tagged action figures, Almighty Heroes, blasphemy for profit, Carrot Top should just be happy someone remembers him, Christianity, consumerism, cynical profiteering, Daniel, Davey & Goliath, David, Deborah, Delilah, Don Levine, Egypt, Evangelicals, faux Christianity, for-profit prophets, fuck dolls, Goliath, Inviolable Word of the Almighty, Jonah, Judaism, Moses, Old Testament, Pharoah, Psalms, Red Sea, Samson, Tardsie The Backpack, the Bible, the Word of God, things stoned people might purchase
1 Comment
Forgotten Author Renounces Ancient Religion
By Smaktakula Tween Romance author Anne Rice announced recently that she had renounced Catholicism. This news serves to energize opponents of the Church, as well as to delight the author’s remaining fans, most of whom are all grown up now and just happy to know she’s still … Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Mythology, People, Political Correctness, Religion, Social Networking
Tagged Anne Rice, Anne Rice will burn in the lake of fire alongside Galileo Galilei and Madonna Ciccone, apostate, bodice-rippers, Catholic Church, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, conversion for publicity, crimes against humanity, even werewolves have been ruined, forgotten authors, Hags, heterosexuality, homoeroticism, homoeroticism in vampire literature, Judaism, obscure celebrities, renounces, self-satisfied, stupid shit little girls like, tween romance, Twilight, vampire fiction, vampires
3 Comments
Farrakhan: A Light In The Midst Of Darkness
By Smaktakula It’s nice to know that the Sinister Minister has a healthy self-image. Describing himself, he modestly opines: The word ‘prophet’ is too cheap a word. I am a light in the midst of darkness. All this while … Continue reading
Posted in Cults, Culture, General Foolishness, Islam, National Events, Political Correctness, Religion
Tagged anti-semitism, Associated Press, black muslims, black nationalism, dirty religion, gutter religion, hate groups, hate speech, Hymietown, Islam, Jesse Jackson, Jews, Judaism, Louis Farrakhan, muslims, Nation of Islam, Political Correctness, prophet, race baiting, Sinister Minister
Leave a comment