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Headlines 12.15.11
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines, while ignoring the content. *** Asians, Too, Mated With Archaic Humans, DNA Hints ~ So it’s not just Ashton Kutcher. Did Lohan crash DiCaprio’s party? ~ Look, just because I let you blow … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, News, Religion, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged Apolo Ohno, Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, childish sexual innuendo, Colorado, crackheads, Denver Broncos, Elizabeth Taylor, fat people, Finland, Godzilla, great white shark, headlines, Japan, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Los Angeles, masturbation, moochers, Nadya Suleman, old people, Pauly D, rape, Tim Tebow, Tokyo, Twilight, Uranus
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Raping Justin Bieber
By Smaktakula I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. George Carlin By her own admission, Mariah Yeater is a predator. She has repeatedly boasted to anyone who will listen about the events of … Continue reading
Headlines 08.17.11
By Smaktakula User post: Am I just not meant to have friends? ~ Sorry, sad-sack–but yours is a destiny characterized by unremitting isolation. It probably feels better to know, huh? Can Twitter Save NASA? ~ Don’t be a child; of course it … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged abortion, Antichrist, binge drinking, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, closeted celebrities, Delhi, Florida, gay people, Greece, headlines, India, Janet Reno, Justin Bieber, lesbians, Lesbos, Lottery tickets, marriage, Michelle Bachmann, NASA, Pope Benedict XVI, prostitution, Queen Latifah, San Francisco, smelly hair syndrome, the Greatest Generation, Tiny Tim, Twitter, ukeleles, Usher
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Words Never To Use: N****rdly
By Smaktakula Just as popular music’s reputation has been besmirched by unwholesome potty-mouths like Ke$ha, Lil Wayne and hairless hit factory Justin Bieber, words also can be unfairly tainted by an apparent, but nonexistent connection between them. Words which sound … Continue reading
NKOTB Not Only Still Alive, But Cruising
By Smaktakula Two decades ago America’s arenas were jammed with pubescent girls screaming for the manufactured teenybop that only New Kids on the Block could offer. The screaming has long since died away, and many of those young fans now have … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Music
Tagged Danny Wood, Donnie Wahlberg, former child stars, Generation MILF, hairless hit factory, Joey McIntyre, Jonathan Knight, Jordan Knight, Justin Bieber, New Kids Forever! Still Hangin' Tough Baby!, New Kids on the Block, NKOTB, nostalgia acts, stars of yesteryear, stupid shit little girls like, Where Are They Now?
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Not What You Were Looking Four?
By Smaktakula Well what did you think we were gonna call it? Not what you were looking for four? Imbecile. Newer readers who are unfamiliar with our “Not What You Were Looking For?” series may wish to review our first three … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, People
Tagged Anne Rice, Baby Boomers, bulls, Chesley Sullenberger, crazy bastard, David Arquette, dope, douchebaggery, Dr. Grigori Perelman, dreadlocks, Garfield, goring, grass, Great Moments In American Diplomacy, Guy Fieri, hairless hit factory, hemp, hippies, Hiroshima, incompetent boobery, Japan, Jeffrey Jones, John Wayne Bobbitt, Jon Lovitz, Justin Bieber, Kathy Ireland, Lorena Gallo Bobbitt, marijuana, Michael Steele, Mike Tyson, Mom and Dad Save the World, nasty blond dreadlocks, Olive Garden, pirates, pot, Ramtha, reefer, Richard Simmons, Saudi Arabia, sweet sweet cheeba, tattoos, Teri Garr, Wallace Shawn
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Mark Wahlberg Is Nothing Without The Funky Bunch. Nothing!
By Smaktakula There. We said it. It seems as if the brash young rapper who once snarled, Money is the thing that I need to fulfill my greed is gone. Thespian Mark Wahlberg, as Marky Mark now prefers to be called, has reached a … Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Culture, General Foolishness, Hollywood, Music, People
Tagged awful musicians, beatdown, crossover success, Funky Bunch, hairless hit factory, hip-hop, Justin Bieber, Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, one-hit wonders, people with supernumerary nipples, phallophilia, rap music, Terminator 2, untalented stars, where is the Funky Bunch?, you used to be cool man
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We Have High Hopes For Justin Bieber
By Smaktakula Sixteen-year-old pop moppet Justin Bieber has announced the upcoming release of his ridiculously-titled photo memoir, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story. Promethean Times joins the rest of the adult world in urgently hoping this news indicates that the adorable societal … Continue reading
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Tagged androgynous kids are creepy, awful musicians, Celebrity Death Watch, hairless hit factory, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, moppet, pop culture, pop phenom, societal carcinoma, stupid shit little girls like, that's expire not retire, you do know that's two colons right?, you got a real purty mouth
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