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People Actually Believe That? Ramtha And The Lizard-Beasts Of Mt. Rainier

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

Giant lizards are lurking under Mt. Rainier, biding their time. Continue reading →

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Posted in Critters, Cults, Culture, General Foolishness, Mythology, National Events, People | Tagged Washington State, batshit crazy, eruption, volcanic activity, Ramtha, JZ Knight, wacky religions, Brahma, Vishnu, 72 black-eyed virgins, Immaculate Conception, Ramtha's School of Enlightenment, Yelm, Lemuria, telepathy, clairvoyance, psychokinesis, metahuman abilities, cultists, Mt. Rainier, lizard men, copper, Ramthafarians | 19 Comments
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