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Promethea Culpa
Originally presented Jan 18, 2011 By Tardsie Promethean Times regrets that our clumsy handling of a recent event necessitates both a clarification and an apology. We have entered an age in which our words take on meanings not originally intended, … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, History, News
Tagged apology, avoiding responsibility, guns, hypocrisy, irresponsible speech, Kate Gosselin, making excuses, overreaction, Promethea Culpa, retraction, RUN BITCH! RUN!, Sarah Palin, shame campaign, Tuscon shooting, United States of America, veiled threats, violence
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Plan To Strand Palin, Gosselin In Alaskan Wilderness Unsuccessful
By Smaktakula Disappointment greeted the news of an unsuccessful attempt to doom Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin by stranding them in the Alaskan wilderness. Crushed supporters likened the effort to other failed historical long shots, such as the Nazi plot to kill … Continue reading
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