Tag Archives: Katy Perry

Sex: Still Dirty. Still Wrong.

By Smaktakula All too often sexual revisionists claim that the sex act is natural and beautiful, and that moreover, there is nothing filthy, disgusting or iniquitous in two human beings rutting like wild turkeys.  Such advice is not only scurrilously … Continue reading

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Does It Smell Like Skank In Here?

By Smaktakula Callipygian sexpot Kim Kardashian unveiled her long-awaited signature scent to an eager public last January.  That the ambulatory pair of buttocks would seek to profit from her musky vapors is neither surprising nor particularly blameworthy; that America’s dulled … Continue reading

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Katy And Russell’s Exciting Temporary Marriage

By Smaktakula Loveliest-girl-in-all-the-world Katy Perry recently married unfunny British career-killer Russell Brand in an ostentatious ceremony in India. Brand, most famous for boasting on-air about diddling the granddaughter of a British actor, is said to be hanging up his career as … Continue reading

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A Contemporary Helen Of Troy

By Smaktakula In 2010, female beauty is ubiquitous.  It pouts on the covers of magazines, stares down larger-than-life upon  billboards visible from space, and shakes its ass on television.  Braces, liposuction, hair extensions, implants and the like have created a revolution … Continue reading

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Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance

By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television Workshop defended the action, noting that its executive board had reconsidered the … Continue reading

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