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2010 Seattle Mariners Commercials
Despite how it may appear, Ken Griffey Jr. and Ichiro Suzuki are not expressing the love which dare not speak its name–at least not explicitly. This is just one of several amusing 2010 Seattle Mariners commercials (with bloopers): For a while … Continue reading
Can The Pacific Northwest Cool Bradley?
By Smaktakula The unfortunately named and often irascible Milton Bradley is a Seattle Mariner, coming over from the Chicago Cubs in an offseason trade for the underperforming Carlos Silva. This trade has a tremendous upside for both clubs, and for … Continue reading