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Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Posted on December 31, 2010 by tardsie

By Promethean Times Conventional wisdom warns that TIME‘s annual Person of the Year award is so iconic as to render superfluous any imitations. However, as it has so many times before, Promethean Times eschews the expected by boldly forging a … Continue reading →

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Tonight, A Father And Son Are A Rittre Ress Ronery

Posted on November 24, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula In the dismal, crumbling concrete tomb that is Pyongyang, there are small but increasingly hopeful signs of life. In a touching moment of bonding, dying despot Kim Jong-il is reportedly spending quality time with his youngest son and … Continue reading →

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‘Lil ‘Lil Kim’s ‘Lil Weight Problem

Posted on October 11, 2010 by Smaktakula

By Smaktakula It’s not typical in the information age for the political rising star of a nuclear-capable rogue state to go unnoticed by nervous foreign powers. But in the case of the Brilliant Comrade, Kim Jong-il’s mysterious and until recently … Continue reading →

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North Korea Edges Out ‘Latin American Prison’ To Become World’s Worst Place To Live

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Smaktakula

North Korea has long been an object of pity among the developed world. Not only must the citizenry of the impoverished third-world hellhole suffer under the tyrannical dictatorship of a demented Wishnik Troll, but access to even the most basic services and utilities is severely curtailed. Add to this a hunger problem that makes Uganda look like the Green Bay IHOP on Sunday afternoon and you have a portrait of a nation in turmoil. Continue reading →

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Dear Leader Tells N. Korea Soccer Team: It’s Arr Good, Ferrahs!

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Smaktakula

Comical despot Kim Jong-Il isn’t at all pissed about North Korea’s humiliating 7-0 ass-whupping at the hands of Portugal. Continue reading →

Posted in Asia, Culture, Games, Human Rights, International Relations, Justice, People, Politics, Relationships, Soccer, Sports, World Affairs | Tagged ass-whupping, Brazil, comical despots, Dear Leader, impoverished third-world hellhole, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-il is batshit crazy, North Korea, Portugal, Pyongyang, Soccer, Supreme Leader, World Cup | Leave a comment

News Of The Duh: Hostile North Korea May Present Threat To Peace

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Smaktakula

The Leaders of Japan, South Korea and China held a summit recently to discuss North Korea’s unprovoked torpedo attack on the South Korean vessel, the Cheonan. Apparently, one objective of the summit was to determine whether North Korea’s action, which resulted … Continue reading →

Posted in Asia, Culture, Duh, International Relations, Military, People, Politics, Relationships, World Affairs | Tagged appeasement, batshit crazy, Cheonan, China, comical despots, Japan, Kim Jong-il, Kim Jong-il is batshit crazy, News of the Duh, North Korea, So Ronery, South Korea, Team America: World Police, torpedo attack | 1 Comment

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Tag Archives: Kim Jong-il is batshit crazy

Promethean Times’ 2010 Person Of The Year: Us

Tonight, A Father And Son Are A Rittre Ress Ronery

‘Lil ‘Lil Kim’s ‘Lil Weight Problem

North Korea Edges Out ‘Latin American Prison’ To Become World’s Worst Place To Live

Dear Leader Tells N. Korea Soccer Team: It’s Arr Good, Ferrahs!

News Of The Duh: Hostile North Korea May Present Threat To Peace

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