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North Korea Fires On Santa’s Sleigh
By Smaktakula In a move considered dickish even by the attenuated standards of blighted pariah nations, rogue state North Korea fired two Nodong-2 missles at Santa’s Sleigh early Sunday morning, narrowly missing the beloved quasi-diety. Santa and his reindeer are … Continue reading
‘Lil Kim Adjusting To New Life In Witness Relocation Program
By Smaktakula Kim Jong-il, the once-feared despot of blighted hellhole North Korea, is said to be transitioning easily into his new life as a Compton, California liquor store owner. Although the blue-collar life might seem like a comedown from the … Continue reading
‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils
By Smaktakula In the weeks following the announcement in Pyongyang regarding the planned succession of Kim Jong-un, the corpulent youngest son of decaying comical despot Kim Jong-il. Kim Jong-un, known popularly as “The Brilliant Comrade” or according to some sources, … Continue reading
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It Ain’t Easy Being The Tyrant’s Son
By Smaktakula Recently-discovered video footage from the 1990s shows the Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un, future comical despot of impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea, as a schoolboy. Although by this time ‘Lil ‘Lil Kim had yet to develop his ‘Lil weight … Continue reading
Why Up-Down Sites Like reddit Are Awesome!
By Smaktakula By voting up what is good and down those things which are not, you can ensure that only quality content finds its way to the masses, burying those weird notions and unpleasant ideas to which no right-thinking person would ever want to … Continue reading
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