Tag Archives: Kim Jong-un

Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile

By Smaktakula *** In which we indulge both our love of talking out of our asses and our shameful laziness by commenting on the headlines while leaving the actual reading to you. *** Why Romney is so unpopular with black voters ~ Besides running … Continue reading

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Prince William: Who Will Be His Camilla Parker-Bowles?

This piece originally ran on 11.19.10 By Smaktakula The hearts of aging Anglophiles and reclusive shut-ins worldwide are aglow with the happy news of Prince William’s engagement to his long-time girlfriend, the lovely Kate Middleton. Kate and William, the future … Continue reading

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Return Of Not What You Were Looking For?

By Tardsie Not everyone who visits Promethean Times finds us on purpose. Here we respond to some of the bizarre, dangerous and downright foul search terms by which you found us. Enjoy! *** fags love straight men ~ It’s true, but … Continue reading

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Promethean Times’ 2011 Person Of The Year: Us Again

By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff We’ll admit it–we didn’t think it would come to this.  We figured we’d be rich by now, or at the very least the Rapture would have freed us from our myriad woes.  Since it … Continue reading

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North Korea Fires On Santa’s Sleigh

By Smaktakula In a move considered dickish even by the attenuated standards of blighted pariah nations, rogue state North Korea fired two Nodong-2 missles at Santa’s Sleigh early Sunday morning, narrowly missing the beloved quasi-diety.  Santa and his reindeer are … Continue reading

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‘Lil Kim Adjusting To New Life In Witness Relocation Program

By Smaktakula Kim Jong-il, the once-feared despot of blighted hellhole North Korea, is said to be transitioning easily into his new life as a Compton, California liquor store owner.  Although the blue-collar life might seem like a comedown from the … Continue reading

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‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils

By Smaktakula In the weeks following the announcement in Pyongyang regarding the planned succession of Kim Jong-un, the corpulent youngest son of decaying comical despot Kim Jong-il.  Kim Jong-un, known popularly as “The Brilliant Comrade” or according to some sources, … Continue reading

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Tonight, A Father And Son Are A Rittre Ress Ronery

By Smaktakula In the dismal, crumbling concrete tomb that is Pyongyang, there are small but increasingly hopeful signs of life.  In a touching moment of bonding, dying despot Kim Jong-il is reportedly spending quality time with his youngest son and … Continue reading

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It Ain’t Easy Being The Tyrant’s Son

By Smaktakula Recently-discovered video footage from the 1990s shows the Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un, future comical despot of impoverished third-world hellhole North Korea, as a schoolboy.  Although by this time ‘Lil ‘Lil Kim had yet to develop his ‘Lil weight … Continue reading

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Why Up-Down Sites Like reddit Are Awesome!

By Smaktakula By voting up what is good and down those things which are not, you can ensure that only quality content finds its way to the masses, burying those weird notions and unpleasant ideas to which no right-thinking person would ever want to … Continue reading

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