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Suck It, Las Vegas!
By Tardsie My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome, once-in-a-lifetime performance by a band at the top of its game and comfortably on … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Music, True-Ass Tales
Tagged cheap thrills, dope, Georgia, grass, hemp, Keanu Reeves, Las Vegas, marijuana, medical marijuana, Nebraska, neon hellhole, Nevada, Omaha, places that suck, Poland, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, vulgarity, weed, Why am I so fat?, Why am I so ugly?
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Meet Tardsie!
By Smaktakula Much of the hard work which makes Promethean Times such a magical family experience occurs behind the scenes. Our small, tight-knit staff is more like a family than a collection of colleagues, with the exception of our copy editor, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged Arturo the Copy Editor, Chicago, cliche, condoms, Coors, Coors is horse piss, Dublin, Ireland, Jamba Juice, James Joyce, Las Vegas, Mike Meyers, Pope Benedict XVI, rent boys, Rome, Saigon, Silvio Berlusconi, So Beats The Nylon Heart, Special Olympics, Tardsie, Tardsie The Backpack, Tardsie's lifelong hatred of the Irish, The Untouchables, travel reporting, Travels With Tardsie, Union Station, Vatican, Vietnam, Washington DC
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OJ’s Appeal Denied
By Smaktakula Orenthal James Simpson, the unpunished murder-turned-sports memorabilia patsy, recently received some unwelcome news. The Nevada Supreme Court refused to overturn his recent conviction for successfully beating an ironclad double-homicide rap 1995 as well as for a minor incident … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture
Tagged cops, death by OJ, double-homicide, Fred Goldman, guilty of beating the rap, injustice, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy, Las Vegas, murderers, Nevada, Nevada Supreme Court, OJ Simpson, Orenthal James Simpson, patsies, police officers, sports memorabilia, that fucking mustache, the Juice, unpunished, vendettas
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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned
By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks. The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona non grata in Japan. Representatives of Japan’s immigration … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Stupidity
Tagged anti-skank bigotry, bigotry, celebriskanks, cocaine, drugs, famous for nothing, Free Tibet!, Gaijin Skank!, Hilton Hotels, Ja-Ban, Japan, Japanese economy, Japanese immigration policy, Land of the Rising Sun, Las Vegas, Nevada, Paris Hilton, persona non grata, skankery, skankism, skanks, skonks, untalented stars, We're aware that the captivity of Tibet has fuck all to do with Japan, well-known whores
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Diddy-Spawn Rocks Vegas Like A Tween Pop Idol
What could be better than being Diddy’s kid? Nothing! Except maybe for having a dad. Continue reading
Posted in Music, People, Relationships, Satire
Tagged birthday, Diddy, Diddy's son, Las Vegas, Puffy, Sean Combs, Sin City, Spawn of Diddy
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