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Happy 4/20!
By Smaktakula Although most respectable folks are probably unaware of it, marijuana abusers have developed their own culture over the years. United by this culture, as well as their love for their brain-numbing herb, hemp-heads communicate with one another through … Continue reading
Edgy Weirdo Reaching Out To Community Children
By Smaktakula Chehalis, Washington: Newly arrived resident Stavros Livskutchk intends to embrace the Lewis County spirit by spending time with local kids. The rangy drifter, who says he hails from “an Eastern Bloc country which no longer exists,” has taken … Continue reading
Seattle: Coffee Poseur
By Smaktakula No American city is more closely associated with coffee and coffee culture than is snobbish Seattle, Washington. From the Emerald City’s brief turn as America’s self-obsessed ‘It City’ in the 1990s, certain aspects of the Seattle phenomenon persist … Continue reading
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Why Does Your County Hate America’s Veterans?
By Smaktakula If your county didn’t hate veterans, it would find a way to tell the world. Some, like Oregon’s Douglas County, have found a way to do just that. Some US counties are particularly rough on veterans. Lewis County … Continue reading
Lewis County, Washington
By Smaktakula You likely haven’t heard of Lewis County, Washington. Named for famed explorer and suicide Meriwether Lewis, this quaint, cultural backwater is further from Seattle, Tacoma, Portland or Spokane than mere geography would indicate. In appreciation of this idyllic … Continue reading