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Tag Archives: Libya
TripoliWatch 2011: For The Love Of Condi
By Smaktakula For the second time in months, the public has been treated to a TMI-moment courtesy of a sun-addled madman. First there was the protein-drenched horror of Osama bin Laden’s Pakistani whack-shack, which forced a disgusted audience to envision the … Continue reading
TripoliWatch 2011: Is This Show Still On?
By Smaktakula When oil-rich backwater Libya was caught up in the so-called ‘Arab Spring’ in late February, it seemed only a matter of time before unrepentant dickhead Muammar al-Gaddafi would be deposed and shortly thereafter executed, his leathery carcass cast … Continue reading
Headlines 06.27.11
By Smaktakula Because who has time to read the articles, right? Parents keep child’s gender secret ~ Regardless of the creature’s gender, it’s destined to grow up to be a smug, self-righteous fucknugget like Mom & Dad. The Bilingual Advantage ~ The … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Crime, Culture, History, Music, News, Politics, Science, Sport, Stupidity
Tagged Americans of Singularity Descent, Amy Winehouse, Ayman al-Zawahiri, bad parents, bilingual, black holes, Chicago, corruption, death by drunk driving, dictators, flash mob, Frank McCourt, gender issues, headlines, human feces, Jackass, Julia Sweeney, Keith Richards, Libya, Los Angeles Dodgers, Mexican drug cartel, Minot, NATO, New Jersey, Newt Gingrich, North Dakota, playground beatings, Ryan Dunn, San Francisco Giants, Snooki, Spelling Bee, thanks a lot mom, untouchables, Yoko Ono
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Headlines 04.28.11
By Smaktakula Just the headlines, none of the content. For more Headlines fun, click here and here. Navy panel allows openly gay sailor to continue to serve ~ Sounds noble, but remember–we’re talking about the Navy. If the US Navy were … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News
Tagged American Civil War, autism, Brazil, Cape Cod, Donald Trump, Enrique Iglesias, Garey Busey, great white shark, headlines, homosexuality, Libya, Madden NFL 12, massacre, NATO, NFL, sailors, sharks, slavery, street children, US Navy, Vladimir Putin, you got a real purty mouth
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TripoliWatch 2011: Give Temporary Cessation Of Hostilities A Chance
By Smaktakula With the Libyan Crisis having dragged on for however long it’s dragged on now, the strain is beginning to show on all sides. What is not known is which side–notorious dickhead Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi or the NATO-backed opposition–will … Continue reading
Posted in News, Politics
Tagged Africa, Jacob Zuma, Libya, Muammar al-Gaddafi, NATO, places that suck, rebels, Roadmap to a Ceasefire, South Africa, United States of America
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TripoliWatch 2011: Time Out!
By Smaktakula The brave rabble comprising the Libyan resistance* has been forced to reconfigure its anti-Gaddafi strategy when inclement weather forced the United States to temporarily withdraw its forces and discontinue airstrikes. The rebels have proposed a cease-fire, in the … Continue reading
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Tagged anti-semitism, cease-fire, comical despots, Libya, Muammar al-Gaddafi, NATO, places that suck, rebels, sand, that trick never works, Tripoli, United States of America
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Headlines 03.25.11
By Smaktakula and Various Editors In which we sound off on the headlines, without bothering to read the articles. Single, Female, Mormon, Alone~That could not be any sexier. Suspect Confesses to Murdering Pakistani Politician~When you’re interrogated by the Pakistani ISI, … Continue reading