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Interstate Port-O-Potty
By Smaktakula Of the world’s wretched, filthy and flyblown places, the haphazardly maintained Honey Buckets¹ encountered at some of America’s lonelier Interstate rest stops must surely rank among the foulest. ¹Like Kleenex, Honey Bucket is a brand name which has come to … Continue reading
‘Lil ‘Lil Kim: The Least Of Three Evils
By Smaktakula In the weeks following the announcement in Pyongyang regarding the planned succession of Kim Jong-un, the corpulent youngest son of decaying comical despot Kim Jong-il. Kim Jong-un, known popularly as “The Brilliant Comrade” or according to some sources, … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News, Politics
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People Of Size Undeserving Of Your Scorn
By Smaktakula Recently, a blogger for Marie Claire was compelled to issue an abject apology after making derogatory comments about people of size. In a scathing review of CBS‘ new fat show, Mike and Molly, columnist Maura Kelly called fat … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Stupidity
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