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Tag Archives: Los Angeles Dodgers
By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens on the field, and more with shenanigans in the stands. The Sweetest Beer–Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington I guess you could call me a beer snob. I … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Here’s Why: 1) Superfluous. The LA-OC Metro Area is also the home the more historic and culturally significant Los Angeles Dodgers (of Los Angeles), and the Southern California area already includes the Padres, San Diego’s semi-pro ball club. … Continue reading
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines without reading the articles. Reading is for the weak. Why This Isn’t ‘The Most Important Election’ ~ Because they can’t ALL be, right? Cool or creepy? It kisses back ~ Depends on what … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is picked by most experts to come in dead last in the American League West, … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Carpetbagging Bostonian Frank McCourt likes to live large. Despite his complete lack of merit or any trace of human decency, the most recent owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers has managed to achieve superlativeness in at least one … Continue reading
By Smaktakula Because who has time to read the articles, right? Parents keep child’s gender secret ~ Regardless of the creature’s gender, it’s destined to grow up to be a smug, self-righteous fucknugget like Mom & Dad. The Bilingual Advantage ~ The … Continue reading
By Smaktakula To the myriad awful things you already knew about loathsome Dodgers owner Frank McCourt–the greed, the douchiness, the being short– let us add one more: Frank McCourt eats babies.
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines without reading the stories. *** My Son and West Point — How Did Four Years Pass In the Blink of an Eye? ~ You’ve just awoken from a years-long coma following a … Continue reading
By Smaktakula George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves. However, at some point … Continue reading
By Smaktakula In which we opine on various news headlines without reading the articles. *** The Costars: Jim Carrey paired with penguins ~ With each film Carrey reaches further down the evolutionary ladder in his thus-far-futile search for a less-talented co-star. … Continue reading