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Untruth & Consequences: I’m Tardsie, And I’m An Alcoholic Apparently
By Tardsie Part 3 of 4: In which are observed new symptoms to the same regrettable behavior, a bottom is briefly reached, and alcohol is revealed to be the author of all my woes. If you haven’t already, be sure … Continue reading
Posted in History, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged alcohol, Alcoholics Anonymous, assholes, counselling, dope, drug addiction, drugs, grass, hemp, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, monomania, reefer, substitution, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, therapy, weed, whiskey
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales–Take Me Out To The Ballgame
By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens on the field, and more with shenanigans in the stands. The Sweetest Beer–Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington I guess you could call me a beer snob. I … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Sport, Stupidity, True-Ass Tales
Tagged Anaheim Angels, Anaheim Stadium, Baseball, California Angels, Candlestick Park, Colorado Rockies, Coors Field, Dock Ellis, Dodger Stadium, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, Los Angeles Dodgers, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, Pittsburgh Pirates, pot, reefer, San Francisco Giants, schadenfreude, Seattle Mariners, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, vomiting, weed
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Headlines 06.20.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on today’s headlines, without reading the articles. If you’re like us, you instinctively distrust those pedantic know-it-alls who doggedly insist upon keeping abreast with the affairs of the day. Friends, reading weakens the legs. … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Music, News, Politics
Tagged Afghanistan, bizarre sex acts, Catholic sex abuse scandal, Catholicism, childish sexual innuendo, drugs, Egypt, English, fat people, Florida, Flowbee, gay people, headlines, Honduras, Jon Gosselin, LSD, Miley Cyrus, military coup, places that suck, prison, Rapture, Thailand, toddlers & tiaras, untalented stars, Why am I so fat?, zombies
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Stupid People Too: Even More Stupider
By Smaktakula It’s no secret that the delightful antics of the very stupid are one of the reasons we get up in the morning. Morons make the world go ’round, and at the very least give us something entertaining to … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Stupidity
Tagged Cincinnati, douchebaggery, frottage, Georgia, Jamie Hughes, Les Nessman, lizard men, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Michelle Allen, morons, Newt Gingrich, Nicholas Modrich, Ohio, Oscar, Piggyback Bandit, places that suck, Queen City, race riots, Ramtha, Sherwin Shayegan, Short Bus, Snellville, stupid people, Why am I so stupid?
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The Elderly Are Right About One Thing At Least: Kids Today Have It Too Damn Easy
By Smaktakula One of the universal cornerstones of adulthood is the opportunity to bitch vociferously among the members of one’s own generation about how easy kids have it today. That every generation since the dawn of history has engaged in … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity, History, Culture
Tagged drugs, Mexico, marijuana, pot, reefer, weed, Lindsay Lohan, cocaine, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, hemp, grass, Somalia, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, Kentucky, nutmeg, sweet lady meg, spice rack highs, places that suck, whippets, kids today, PCP, Special K, Piggly Wiggly, Reddi-Wip
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Commercials We Do Not Like: Bad Andy
By Smaktakula Television commercials are subject to the same limitations as all human endeavors: they don’t always turn out the way they’re supposed to. Advertising can be particularly vulnerable to this in that failure might not only mean that a … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged "I've fallen and I can't get up!", A1 Steak Sauce, advertising, Bad Andy, Bush's Original Baked Beans, Commercials, commercials we do not like, Domino's Pizza, drugs, Duracell Family, feces-flinging primates, FEMA, fever hallucinations, GEICO Cavemen, LSD, magic of the marketplace, Old Spice Man, Olive Garden, people with short attention spans, Pets.com, pizza, puppets, Quizno's, Raggedy Andy, sock puppets, spokescreature, Spongemonkeys, TV
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Remembering The Sixties
By Smaktakula When an aging Baby Boomer wistfully opines, If you can remember the Sixties, you weren’t there, he wants to give the impression that life during the 1960s was like this: When in all likelihood, reality was just a … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History
Tagged 1960s, acid, Baby Boomers, Baby Boomers eat their young, cliche, counterculture, dope, drugs, grass, helpful hints, hemp, If you can remember the 60s, Kingston Trio, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, nostalgia for a nonexistent time, pot, reefer, second base, selective memory, squares, sweet sweet cheeba, the Sixties, wild times, Woodstock, you're still not getting anything from Martha
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Meg: A Clear And Present Danger To The Golden State
By Smaktakula When Promethean Times first commented on the phenomenon of kids using nutmeg as a recreational hallucinogen (see Sweet Lady Meg), we believed–perhaps foolishly–that these were isolated incidents, and that the so-called ‘nutmeg epidemic’ would evaporate, as with Jenkem … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, Health, People, Places
Tagged acid, California, drugs, Golden State, hallucinogens, LSD, marijuana legalization, Meg, Meg 2010, Meg Griffin, reefer, spice rack highs, sweet lady meg, sweet sweet cheeba, the Spice, weed
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Celebrating 40 Years Of Hallucinogens In Baseball
By Smaktakula On June 12th, 1970, Dock Ellis of the Pittsburgh Pirates somehow managed to pitch a no-hitter while tripping his balls off on LSD. As with any such feat, the success is not due to Ellis alone. Without his teammates’ stellar … Continue reading
Posted in Baseball, Culture, Drug Culture, Drugs, General Foolishness, History, Mythology, People, Sports
Tagged acid, Baseball, Dock Ellis, dose, drugs, fry, hallucinogens, I can see through time, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, no-hitter, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Diego Padres, substance abuse, trippin' balls, tripping, trips
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