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Don’t You ♥ Boobies?
By Smaktakula The Keep A Breast Foundation has an inarguably honorable mission: “{T}o increase breast cancer awareness among young people so they are better equipped to make choices and develop habits that will benefit their long-term health and well-being.” Only … Continue reading
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Wonder Woman Unwanted
By Smaktakula Dateless fanboys and Marlboro-sucking bull dykes would seem to make an unlikely pairing. And yet, these two disparate groups find themselves united in their despair over the television networks’ collective ambivalence to Wonder Woman’s return to the small … Continue reading
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