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Vulgar Non-Sport Allows Loveless Grotesqueries To Masquerade As Athletes
They were a simpler, tougher breed, and their sports reflected that. People who lived where it was cold and who spoke with funny accents played hockey. Arrogant blueblood cocksuckers were sure to play lacrosse, and soccer found a foothold in the exotic immigrant enclaves on the East Coast. Fellows who liked to kick shit often opted for bull riding. For everybody else there was baseball, football and basketball. Continue reading
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