Tag Archives: malt liquor

You’re Stupid. So’s Your Kid.

By Smaktakula It turns out that your baby may not be able to read after all. The tiresome do-gooders at the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood have found a new way to make the world just the teensiest bit safer: by highlighting … Continue reading

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The Prodigal Grandchild

By Smaktakula We understand. Your lust for easy credit, malt liquor and Scratch ‘Em tickets has left you and your family in a not-inconsiderable financial bind. Naturally, your first inclination is to recoup the money by selling some of your … Continue reading

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Bewaring The Ides Of March (Among Other Things)

By Tardsie The Ides of March On which we celebrate America’s perverse and persistent predilection for unproductive pastimes, and the gazillions of work hours lost to the inanity (you’ll note we didn’t say insanity)  of March Madness. *** New Mexico The plethora of … Continue reading

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