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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: The Corporate Job Goes Up In Smoke
By Tardsie I taught for a few years after college before making a career change to sales. The two fields are not so dissimilar as you might at first believe; the best teachers are salesmen at heart, I think, labelling … Continue reading
Posted in History
Tagged corporate America, dope, fun with stereotypes, grass, hemp, marijuana, pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, weed
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: The Potluck
By Smaktakula If you’re like most normals, you’ll do just about anything to avoid a potluck. This bizarre tradition of foisting one’s leftovers on the rest of the community refuses to die, and like a recurrent and pernicious staph infection, … Continue reading
Posted in Movies, Promethean Times
Tagged dope, grass, Hallmark Channel, helpful hints, hemp, kalamata olives, marijuana, Murder She Wrote, pot, potlucks, reefer, shitty obligations, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Ramon’s Wedding
By Tardsie It’s a truism that something always goes wrong at a wedding. Usually it’s something small (or several small somethings), but other times the happy event can descend into a scene straight out of the Jerry Springer show. The … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged brownies, California, cannabis, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, marijuana, Napa Valley, pot, pot brownies, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, wedding disaster, weed
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Tidbits
By Tardsie *** The Bad Touch I have a friend who maintains–and as ridiculous as this claim may sound, if you knew the guy, you’d understand why I believe it–that he’s tried masturbation only once. He says he didn’t like … Continue reading
Posted in Culture
Tagged air travel, Amtrak, Bee Gees, dope, grass, hemp, marijuana, Mark David Chapman, masturbation, only losers take the bus, pot, reefer, self-abuse, sweet sweet cheeba, the Beatles, Travels With Tardsie, weed
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Headlines 04.30.12
By Smaktakula In which we stop reading after the headlines, and tell you the rest: 11-year-old girl dies after fight with 5th grader over a boy ~ The 11-year-old clearly didn’t want it badly enough. Special Needs Student Set On Fire … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News
Tagged Alabama, dope, Easter, feeding tube, grass, headlines, Helen Keller, hemp, LA Riots, marijuana, muslims, NBA, pot, prostitution, reefer, Reginald Denny, Secret Service, sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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Robertson To Marijuana Advocates: “Your Move, Dirtbags!”
By Smaktakula Only a few days ago, it would have been hard to blame filthy hippies for getting all giddy over the possible legalization of marijuana. Cannabis, the decriminalization of which had seemed until recently to be largely inevitable, may … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, News, Politics, Religion
Tagged cannabis, community college vs real college, dope, grass, hemp, hippies, Just Say No!, keep marijuana illegal, marijuana, marijuana legalization, Oaksterdam, Pat Robertson, Pat Robertson is batshit crazy, pot, reefer, seriously--hippies are odious, that trick never works, the sweet sweet cheeba, weed
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The Elderly Are Right About One Thing At Least: Kids Today Have It Too Damn Easy
By Smaktakula One of the universal cornerstones of adulthood is the opportunity to bitch vociferously among the members of one’s own generation about how easy kids have it today. That every generation since the dawn of history has engaged in … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Stupidity
Tagged cocaine, dope, drugs, grass, hemp, Kentucky, kids today, Lindsay Lohan, LSD, lycergic acid diethylamide. LSD not LDS which is something very different, marijuana, Mexico, nutmeg, PCP, Piggly Wiggly, places that suck, pot, Reddi-Wip, reefer, Somalia, Special K, spice rack highs, sweet lady meg, sweet sweet cheeba, weed, whippets
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Headlines XII
By Smaktakula In which we comment on contemporary headlines without first reading the articles: 25 members of Congress with lowest net worth ~ How much respect should we have for these mouth-breathers if they can’t even steal right? Putin faces off … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, Entertainment, News, Politics, Religion
Tagged Axl Rose, bad teeth, Beyonce Knowles, Blue Ivy Carter, breasts, breastuses, California, Catholic Church, childish sexual innuendo, Chinese Democracy, Chris Paul, Clippers, congress, Costa Concordia, death by cruise ship, dope, drugs, God, grass, headlines, hemp, Hope, inbreeding, Japan, Jay-Z, marijuana, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Nakh-Nakh the Pig, pederasts, pot, Powerball, reefer, Rick Santorum, schadenfreude, sweet sweet cheeba, taint, Teen Mom, Vladimir Putin, weed
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